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Previously on "What can you do in 31 minutes?"

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    I can read the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2011, and post 15 images of Irina Shayk over in OAD.

    And bill my client for the privilege
    TheFaqqer. Living the dream.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    I can read the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2011, and post 15 images of Irina Shayk over in OAD.

    And bill my client for the privilege

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I can go for a 31-minute run and get lost for 29 minutes in a wood. Grr, cleaner was waiting to be let in when I got back, most impolite of me.
    I find it takes much longer when you have a body to get rid of.

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  • d000hg
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    I can go for a 31-minute run and get lost for 29 minutes in a wood. Grr, cleaner was waiting to be let in when I got back, most impolite of me.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    You mean have a tulip?

    Don't be scared we all have to go to the toilet.

    Oh and I can get up,go to toilet, have a shower, get dressed, eat breakfast and put on make up and be out of the door in 31 mins. It depends if I have to catch a train or not.
    Actually I meant my morning wank. I normally try and save the turd for work as I can get paid for it, but I draw the line at knocking one out.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Oh and I can get up,go to toilet, have a shower, get dressed, eat breakfast and put on make up and be out of the door in 31 mins. It depends if I have to catch a train or not.

    You look lovely fella.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I can get up, make the coffee, eat a bowl of muesli and decide what I am going to wear today.

    (bodily functions omitted in the interest of taste and decency)
    You mean have a tulip?

    Don't be scared we all have to go to the toilet.

    Oh and I can get up,go to toilet, have a shower, get dressed, eat breakfast and put on make up and be out of the door in 31 mins. It depends if I have to catch a train or not.

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  • doodab
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    I can get up, make the coffee, eat a bowl of muesli and decide what I am going to wear today.

    (bodily functions omitted in the interest of taste and decency)

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  • conned tractor
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    Write a really long post, which then gets deleted as it asks you to log in (and you press the back button on the browser to see if it's still there).

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  • d000hg
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    Minestrone can write a SKA-beating Perl script in 31 minutes.

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  • rsingh
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Only 5 shirts? That's easy.

    I could iron 7 shirts, drink a bottle of white wine, eat a shepherds pie, and design, code and deploy an Enterprise data warehouse.
    ...with a plate of pasta on my lap.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Pogle never said the data mart would be any good!
    After half a bottle I'd be trying to cook the shirts and iron the pie

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    I can iron 5 shirts, drink half a bottle of rose, cook a shepherds pie, and design a data mart
    Only 5 shirts? That's easy.

    I could iron 7 shirts, drink a bottle of white wine, eat a shepherds pie, and design, code and deploy an Enterprise data warehouse.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    All of that in 31 mins?
    Pogle never said the data mart would be any good!

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    I can iron 5 shirts, drink half a bottle of rose, cook a shepherds pie, and design a data mart
    All of that in 31 mins?

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