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GillsMan replied

17 March 2011, 14:42
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

I've always been very skeptical of all these conspiracy theories that Muslims are trying to outbreed Europeans. They've all got it wrong; it's the Oirish that are outbreeding everyone; look, see, everybody claims to be Oirish on St Patrick's day. Except me, because I'm not.

It's a conspiracy!

The population of Ireland is about 5m and there are approximately 45m passports in the world, or something like that.

Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post

How do you know they've spelt it wrong while they're talking about it?

Ah yes, good point. D'oh!
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Churchill replied

17 March 2011, 13:54
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Hmmmnnn I forsee sulks and tantrums in our house on Saturday.

I'll just have to ignore him I guess

Oi! We'll see.

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Not even with her tongue sticking out?

She's only diddy
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Doggy Styles replied

17 March 2011, 13:53
Originally posted by GillsMan View Post

...and listen to idiots talk about how they're "really up for the crack [sic]". Craic ffs!

How do you know they've spelt it wrong while they're talking about it?
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Mich the Tester replied

17 March 2011, 13:22
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I'm pretty sure she couldn't reach his bum.

Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Not even with her tongue sticking out?
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MaryPoppins replied

17 March 2011, 13:20
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I'm pretty sure she couldn't reach his bum.
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MaryPoppins replied

17 March 2011, 13:19
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

I've always been very skeptical of all these conspiracy theories that Muslims are trying to outbreed Europeans. They've all got it wrong; it's the Oirish that are outbreeding everyone; look, see, everybody claims to be Oirish on St Patrick's day. Except me, because I'm not.

It's a conspiracy!

WHS
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norrahe replied

17 March 2011, 13:19
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

It's a conspiracy!

Ah, so it is, to be sure, to be sure, and all that.
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Mich the Tester replied

17 March 2011, 13:17
I've always been very skeptical of all these conspiracy theories that Muslims are trying to outbreed Europeans. They've all got it wrong; it's the Oirish that are outbreeding everyone; look, see, everybody claims to be Oirish on St Patrick's day. Except me, because I'm not.

It's a conspiracy!
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Churchill replied

17 March 2011, 12:49
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Not yours, obviously.

A dogs bum.

Oi!
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cailin maith replied

17 March 2011, 12:42
Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

Does CM know?

I'm pretty sure she couldn't reach his bum.
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wobbegong replied

17 March 2011, 12:39
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Not yours, obviously.

A dogs bum.

Does CM know?
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A dog replied

17 March 2011, 12:20
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Not yours, obviously.

A dogs bum.

But you rubbed me down in Guinness first, so it's no surprise.
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Cliphead replied

17 March 2011, 12:17
Got the Guinness in, some wine as a chaser and will indulge in both whilst accompanying myself singing Irish songs with the new guitar I bought today.
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norrahe replied

17 March 2011, 12:17
Originally posted by GillsMan View Post

Decided not to go out tonight, which is a bit of a major shocker given my insatiable drinking habits. While I'm incredibly proud to be Irish (albeit, with a slightly cockney accent), I just don't want to go out and dodge the feckwits in jester hats, or pretend I like Guinness, and listen to idiots talk about how they're "really up for the crack [sic]". Craic ffs!

Instead, I'm going to go home, pour a large glass of Jameson's and be grateful that I'm dodging all of London's idiot city winkers on St Patrick's day.

Ciall agus neart, brothers.

Same here, except it will be a glass of redbreast.
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MaryPoppins replied

17 March 2011, 12:14
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Whose bum?

Not yours, obviously.

A dogs bum.
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