Happy St Patricks Day

[Churchill]

Not yours, obviously.

A dogs bum.

Oi!

[Mich the Tester]

I've always been very skeptical of all these conspiracy theories that Muslims are trying to outbreed Europeans. They've all got it wrong; it's the Oirish that are outbreeding everyone; look, see, everybody claims to be Oirish on St Patrick's day. Except me, because I'm not.

It's a conspiracy!

[norrahe]

It's a conspiracy!

Ah, so it is, to be sure, to be sure, and all that.

[MaryPoppins]

I've always been very skeptical of all these conspiracy theories that Muslims are trying to outbreed Europeans. They've all got it wrong; it's the Oirish that are outbreeding everyone; look, see, everybody claims to be Oirish on St Patrick's day. Except me, because I'm not.

It's a conspiracy!

WHS

[MaryPoppins]

I'm pretty sure she couldn't reach his bum.

[Mich the Tester]

I'm pretty sure she couldn't reach his bum.

Not even with her tongue sticking out?

[Doggy Styles]

...and listen to idiots talk about how they're "really up for the crack [sic]". Craic ffs!

How do you know they've spelt it wrong while they're talking about it?

[Churchill]

Hmmmnnn I forsee sulks and tantrums in our house on Saturday.

I'll just have to ignore him I guess

Oi! We'll see.

Not even with her tongue sticking out?

She's only diddy

[GillsMan]

I've always been very skeptical of all these conspiracy theories that Muslims are trying to outbreed Europeans. They've all got it wrong; it's the Oirish that are outbreeding everyone; look, see, everybody claims to be Oirish on St Patrick's day. Except me, because I'm not.

It's a conspiracy!

The population of Ireland is about 5m and there are approximately 45m passports in the world, or something like that.

How do you know they've spelt it wrong while they're talking about it?

Ah yes, good point. D'oh!