Reply to: Flatulent cat

[norrahe]

Cats are generally good at keeping their bum holes clean, and they spend a fair amount of their leisure time giving them a thoroughly good licking with their rough little cat-tongues. That doesnt really help with the farting issue though.

My recommendation is a change of diet, for example, I have four of the farty little bastids, and I changed the diet from nine to ten pints of lager a night. After ten pints, you not only dont care about the smell, but quite often you nip out to see if there's a local cow turd you can sh@g

I agree with EO, a change of cat fud is in order

[EternalOptimist]

Cats are generally good at keeping their bum holes clean, and they spend a fair amount of their leisure time giving them a thoroughly good licking with their rough little cat-tongues. That doesnt really help with the farting issue though.

My recommendation is a change of diet, for example, I have four of the farty little bastids, and I changed the diet from nine to ten pints of lager a night. After ten pints, you not only dont care about the smell, but quite often you nip out to see if there's a local cow turd you can sh@g

[caspercat1]

Treatments for a flatulent cat, it probally needs a colonic cleansing therefore stick a hose up its arse and turn the tap full on, that should do the trick.

[AtW]

Is that a yes or a no? You seem to be avoiding the question.

Indeed he does...

[Old Greg]

I'm not Wilmslow.

Is that a yes or a no? You seem to be avoiding the question.

[Churchill]

Are you Wilmslow?Yes or No.

I'm not Wilmslow.

[Old Greg]

Me, Pogle, EO, EOs Missus, Richard Cranium, CM and others.

Epic fail

Nice try though.

This is a powerful argument, but we must consider the possibility (however remote) that they are all your sockies, except Mrs EO who would be an invention.

[AtW]

Me, Pogle, EO, EOs Missus, Richard Cranium, CM and others.

Would you define them as your friends or people who are reasonably friendly towards you, perhaps with good sense of humour?
Are you Wilmslow?
Yes or No.

[Churchill]

Only you would know if that was true.

Me, Pogle, EO, EOs Missus, Richard Cranium, CM and others.

Epic fail

Nice try though.

[Board Game Geek]

Here I am working at home and bloody Testermog 2 keeps jumping on my legs and farting.

Any top tips for dealing with a flatulent cat?

The cat is practicing cat psychology on you.

Because you are working and ignoring the cat, the cat is pretending that it's not bothered, and is trying to be indifferent by jumping up on to you, and farting.

The correct response to this, in order to assert dominance, is to employ reverse psychological cat behaviour, and crouch down to the same level as the cat, and without looking at it in the eye, crap on its head.

[Incognito]

I'm not Wilmslow.

Only you would know if that was true.

[Churchill]

6 Foot 7 and strawberry blonde then. Sheesh.

I'm not Wilmslow.

[Incognito]

Wilmslow isn't even 6ft and he's not ginger. Nice try though.

6 Foot 7 and strawberry blonde then. Sheesh.

[Old Greg]

Purple rinse

FTFY

[Churchill]

Churchill is ginger?

Strawberry blonde.
(Tinged with grey )