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Treatments for a flatulent cat, it probally needs a colonic cleansing therefore stick a hose up its arse and turn the tap full on, that should do the trick.
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Cats are generally good at keeping their bum holes clean, and they spend a fair amount of their leisure time giving them a thoroughly good licking with their rough little cat-tongues. That doesnt really help with the farting issue though.
My recommendation is a change of diet, for example, I have four of the farty little bastids, and I changed the diet from nine to ten pints of lager a night. After ten pints, you not only dont care about the smell, but quite often you nip out to see if there's a local cow turd you can sh@g
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Cats are generally good at keeping their bum holes clean, and they spend a fair amount of their leisure time giving them a thoroughly good licking with their rough little cat-tongues. That doesnt really help with the farting issue though.
My recommendation is a change of diet, for example, I have four of the farty little bastids, and I changed the diet from nine to ten pints of lager a night. After ten pints, you not only dont care about the smell, but quite often you nip out to see if there's a local cow turd you can sh@g
I agree with EO, a change of cat fud is in order
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