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    #31
    Treatments for a flatulent cat, it probally needs a colonic cleansing therefore stick a hose up its arse and turn the tap full on, that should do the trick.
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      #32
      Cats are generally good at keeping their bum holes clean, and they spend a fair amount of their leisure time giving them a thoroughly good licking with their rough little cat-tongues. That doesnt really help with the farting issue though.

      My recommendation is a change of diet, for example, I have four of the farty little bastids, and I changed the diet from nine to ten pints of lager a night. After ten pints, you not only dont care about the smell, but quite often you nip out to see if there's a local cow turd you can sh@g



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        #33
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        Cats are generally good at keeping their bum holes clean, and they spend a fair amount of their leisure time giving them a thoroughly good licking with their rough little cat-tongues. That doesnt really help with the farting issue though.

        My recommendation is a change of diet, for example, I have four of the farty little bastids, and I changed the diet from nine to ten pints of lager a night. After ten pints, you not only dont care about the smell, but quite often you nip out to see if there's a local cow turd you can sh@g




        I agree with EO, a change of cat fud is in order
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