Flatulent cat

[Incognito]

Wilmslow isn't even 6ft and he's not ginger. Nice try though.

6 Foot 7 and strawberry blonde then. Sheesh.

[Churchill]

6 Foot 7 and strawberry blonde then. Sheesh.

I'm not Wilmslow.

[Incognito]

I'm not Wilmslow.

Only you would know if that was true.

[Board Game Geek]

Here I am working at home and bloody Testermog 2 keeps jumping on my legs and farting.

Any top tips for dealing with a flatulent cat?

The cat is practicing cat psychology on you.

Because you are working and ignoring the cat, the cat is pretending that it's not bothered, and is trying to be indifferent by jumping up on to you, and farting.

The correct response to this, in order to assert dominance, is to employ reverse psychological cat behaviour, and crouch down to the same level as the cat, and without looking at it in the eye, crap on its head.

[Churchill]

Only you would know if that was true.

Me, Pogle, EO, EOs Missus, Richard Cranium, CM and others.

Epic fail

Nice try though.

[AtW]

Me, Pogle, EO, EOs Missus, Richard Cranium, CM and others.

Would you define them as your friends or people who are reasonably friendly towards you, perhaps with good sense of humour?
Are you Wilmslow?
Yes or No.

[Old Greg]

Me, Pogle, EO, EOs Missus, Richard Cranium, CM and others.

Epic fail

Nice try though.

This is a powerful argument, but we must consider the possibility (however remote) that they are all your sockies, except Mrs EO who would be an invention.

[Churchill]

Are you Wilmslow?Yes or No.

I'm not Wilmslow.

[Old Greg]

I'm not Wilmslow.

Is that a yes or a no? You seem to be avoiding the question.

[AtW]

Is that a yes or a no? You seem to be avoiding the question.

Indeed he does...