Spam... so bloody much of it.

[xoggoth]

Funny, I get very little now. Suspect your address is on the net somewhere as mine was due to a cockup on my website. Get rid of it and the spam eventually falls.

PS Also never sign up for ahem er um sites using your proper address.

[pmeswani]

Sort Code: 84-11-15
Account Number: 8008135

Feel free to empty the account.

[TestMangler]

why not use your own bank details to lend a rather nice chap who e-mailed me, his highness prince jacob mbugu iv, 5000 euros, so that i can collect the 200,000 euros he's promised me in commission for helping him retrieve his family inheritance?

i does be hoping mr m.t.tester that by the grace of almighty god you can find away to send the 5000 euros by western union to help this poor family to be escaped the persecution in there country and make a better life for themselves in your country. I can garantueee you that the modalities of this deal are 100% genuine.

Edit - Damn, that should all be upper case. I think I may have failed my 419 Advance Fee Fraud degree from University of Lagos.

[Mich the Tester]

Why don't you just forward your spam on to me along with your bank account details & I'll sort it all out for you.

Problem solved!

Why not use your own bank details to lend a rather nice chap who e-mailed me, His Highness Prince Jacob Mbugu IV, 5000 euros, so that I can collect the 200,000 euros he's promised me in commission for helping him retrieve his family inheritance?

[TykeMerc]

Couldn't resist it;

Always a classic

[cailin maith]

Why don't you just forward your spam on to me along with your bank account details & I'll sort it all out for you.

Problem solved!

Aw thanks wurzel - will pm you now.

[OwlHoot]

I'm seeing double - Is that the 3D Monty Python?

[wurzel]

Why don't you just forward your spam on to me along with your bank account details & I'll sort it all out for you.

Problem solved!

[cailin maith]

Thanks Mich!

[amcdonald]

Damn you beat me to the obvious spam reference (:

[OwlHoot]

s - I get about a dozen of those every day. (So do most people probably).

Who in their right mind would fall for it? Or for y emails titled "Hello Dearest"

[Mich the Tester]

Couldn't resist it;

[cailin maith]

Last one for today... Bloody hell.... leave me alone!!

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[cailin maith]

and another.... have I got SPAM me, written somplace I dont know about?

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[cailin maith]

Isn't this great? HMRC sending a love note to my hotmail.


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