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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostAye chain letter though I was the only person it was sent to. To be honest I was twenty seconds away from responding with my usual "don't send me chain mail crap" when I noticed she was as MF would put it all smiles and short skirts.....most people that know me have had the "no chain mail" rant. Probably means I don't know many good looking people
I'll be honest I'm more interested in this for the comedy value of asking for recipes than I have for a bit of hows your father - rather keep invoicing and totty separate.
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostIs this the whole story? Was it a personal missive from her to you? I got a similar message which was part of a recipe exchange chain letter.
I'll be honest I'm more interested in this for the comedy value of asking for recipes than I have for a bit of hows your father - rather keep invoicing and totty separate.Last edited by Sockpuppet; 25 February 2011, 15:02.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWhat makes you think it´s only online?
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDoes your right hand know you've started flirting with someone online?
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostWaiter; 'Are you ready to take your orders?'
MTT; 'yes, I'd like Zeeland Flat oysters with Japanese seaweed, lemon and black pepper, a bottle of Pouilly Fuissé, and my beautiful companion would like a plate of oven chips and a pint of mild'
MP; 'You're so romantic - how did you know my favourites? Come on eat up, then we can go and have sex'
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Waiter; 'Are you ready to take your orders?'
MTT; 'yes, I'd like Zeeland Flat oysters with Japanese seaweed, lemon and black pepper, a bottle of Pouilly Fuissé, and my beautiful companion would like a plate of oven chips and a pint of mild'
MP; 'You're so romantic - how did you know my favourites? Come on eat up, then we can go and have sex'
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostWell we all know what a sophisticated lass you are Mary
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Originally posted by cojak View PostWMPS,
An innocent way to make initial contact just to discover if you like her enough to reply. It gives you a nice way to respond. No loss of face to either party if it really is cookery either one of you is only interested in.
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post...who is quite good looking. Has just sent me a message on facebook asking if I have any good recipes.
I'm guessing this means she doesn't want to sleep with me
Wilmslow.
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post...who is quite good looking. Has just sent me a message on facebook asking if I have any good recipes.
Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostI'm guessing this means she doesn't want to sleep with me
Sounds like a good excuse to offer to buy her dinner - or get her to cook you one of her recipes.
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