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  • Paddy
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    Smaller and smaller every day

    I thought someone had been peering at me over the urinals

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    The UK foreign office is advising Britons to leave if they can, although most of the 3,500 resident in Libya are thought to have already left. The remainder have been advised to take commercial flights, but airlines British Airways and BMI have cancelled all flights on Tuesday

    So the FCO is advising people to turn up with wedges of cash and hang about at the airport until it all blows over then.

    they get mugged by nationals also reading foreign office advice


    Might as well carry a Union Jack too and get it over with.

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  • Pondlife
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    The UK foreign office is advising Britons to leave if they can, although most of the 3,500 resident in Libya are thought to have already left. The remainder have been advised to take commercial flights, but airlines British Airways and BMI have cancelled all flights on Tuesday

    So the FCO is advising people to turn up with wedges of cash and hang about at the airport until it all blows over then.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Ignis Fatuus View Post
    Yes, I think it would be far more British to advise British nationals in Libya to put the kettle on, have a nice cup of tea, keep calm and carry on. Perhaps offer the locals a cuppa too.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Mojo chews have got smaller and smaller too.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Ignis Fatuus View Post
    What about Wagon Wheels? They used to be HUGE!
    IIRC that one may be a myth. It was you that was smaller.

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  • Ignis Fatuus
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    I thought this thread was going to be about Cadbury's chocolate bars.
    What about Wagon Wheels? They used to be HUGE!

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  • DimPrawn
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    Or sasguru's intellect.

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  • TimberWolf
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    I thought this thread was going to be about Cadbury's chocolate bars.

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  • Ignis Fatuus
    started a topic Smaller and smaller every day

    Smaller and smaller every day

    BBC News - Europeans flee Libya violence on evacuation flights


    Italy, Greece and the Netherlands are sending transport planes to Libya to get their citizens out. Austria and Portugal have already done so.

    UK nationals have been told to take commercial flights from Tripoli.

    The FCO says: "We advise British nationals who wish to leave Libya but cannot purchase tickets online to travel to the airport carrying sufficient cash to buy tickets."
    Compare and contrast:

    As the Roman, in days of old, held himself free from indignity when he could say Civis Romanus sum, so also a British subject, in whatever land he may be, shall feel confident that the watchful eye and the strong arm of England will protect him against injustice and wrong.
    -- Palmerston

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