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Previously on "Plan B. I need one."

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    This hasn't been suggested. The main suggestions seem to be based around whoring.
    Oh. Sorry, thought you wanted something new and paid more than £10 per hour

    Anyway, I thought that was more or less describes HR?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Yes, this is indeed a plan in the making.

    We all live in different areas though - Are there 10 CKUK-ers in your area MP?

    I like the sound of this......
    Midget lesbian porn is all in vogue at the moment.

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  • Wilmslow
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    and Wilmslow would be only too willing to get his out
    Yes, this is indeed a plan in the making.

    We all live in different areas though - Are there 10 CKUK-ers in your area MP?

    I like the sound of this......

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Good point. Maybe we should have a poll?

    Choices could be

    AlreadyPacked
    K2P2
    Cojak
    CM
    Sally Anne
    Zippy
    Norrahe????

    I'm sure AtW would be only too willing to get his credit card out.
    and Wilmslow would be only too willing to get his out

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

    I've had enough of this contracting lark now, I need a plan B that will earn me loadsadosh but for much less effort.

    Suggestions? I'm not creative, and I hate most people. HTH.
    I would say lighthouse keeper, but I think they're all automated now, and the money was probably never brilliant.

    How about shepherdess in a remote region of the Carpathian mountains? Again, the money is probably carp; but on the plus side you probably get all the lamb chops and kebabs you can eat.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    PAGE ERROR.

    MP the MP. I like it; and I could go banana's on the expenses, right?
    Fill yer boots!

    Boomed!

    Beyond Barriers

    No barriers, even to rug munchers and mincers!

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  • Mich the Tester
    replied
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    The main suggestions seem to be based around whoring.
    Is that any different to contracting?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Or enter politics. Seriously.

    How to become an MP - Times Online
    PAGE ERROR.

    MP the MP. I like it; and I could go banana's on the expenses, right?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Didn't read all 9 pages to see if this has been suggested but it sounds like you are perfect for a role as a senior HR bod. In fact anyone in HR. All the people I have dealt with in HR over the years displayed exactly these traits!!
    This hasn't been suggested. The main suggestions seem to be based around whoring.

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  • DimPrawn
    replied
    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Didn't read all 9 pages to see if this has been suggested but it sounds like you are perfect for a role as a senior HR bod. In fact anyone in HR. All the people I have dealt with in HR over the years displayed exactly these traits!!
    Or enter politics. Seriously.

    How to become an MP - Times Online

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Didn't read all 9 pages to see if this has been suggested but it sounds like you are perfect for a role as a senior HR bod. In fact anyone in HR. All the people I have dealt with in HR over the years displayed exactly these traits!!
    Not a bad suggestion.

    MP you can become a "HR Harpy"!

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  • northernladuk
    replied
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I've had enough of this contracting lark now, I need a plan B that will earn me loadsadosh but for much less effort.

    Suggestions? I'm not creative, and I hate most people. HTH.

    I'm quite stupid also
    Didn't read all 9 pages to see if this has been suggested but it sounds like you are perfect for a role as a senior HR bod. In fact anyone in HR. All the people I have dealt with in HR over the years displayed exactly these traits!!

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  • cailin maith
    replied
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Steal that expression from your ex?

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  • Old Greg
    replied
    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Did that last night. Took my first yoga class.

    All I got was an impatient feeling during, and a bad back after.

    Some fit birds though, so will be going back
    I thought you were already happy how you are.

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  • MaryPoppins
    replied
    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

    All I got was an impatient feeling during, and a bad back after.
    Steal that expression from your ex?

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