What do you think needs doing to cut Cybercrime?

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xoggoth replied

18 February 2011, 10:48
You could probably escape hidden in Cherie Blair's mouth.
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MarillionFan replied

18 February 2011, 07:41
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

Anyone caught doing a serious crime is put in a padded cell with Cherie Blair and Dawn Primarolo after she'd they'd given a huge doze of the female version of viagra and killing yourself isn't an option

Make it Deborah Meeden and you've got a deal
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TykeMerc replied

18 February 2011, 00:25
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

Anyone caught doing a serious crime is put in a padded cell with Cherie Blair and Dawn Primarolo after she'd they'd given a huge doze of the female version of viagra and killing yourself isn't an option

That's cruel and abnormal punishment in anyone's book, downright evil!
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amcdonald replied

17 February 2011, 22:48
Anyone caught doing a serious crime is put in a padded cell with Cherie Blair and Dawn Primarolo after she'd they'd given a huge doze of the female version of viagra and killing yourself isn't an option
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Clippy replied

17 February 2011, 22:33
Break the internet - problem solved.
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DimPrawn replied

17 February 2011, 22:12
Get AtW to create a Cybercrime "SKA" and then wait 15 years. Or maybe a bit longer.
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MarillionFan replied

17 February 2011, 22:08
A long powercut.
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DimPrawn replied

17 February 2011, 21:46
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

Identity Cards.
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minestrone replied

17 February 2011, 21:31
Identity Cards.
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DimPrawn replied

17 February 2011, 21:07
Lock up all the Cybermen. ***** the lot of 'em.
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xoggoth started a topic What do you think needs doing to cut Cybercrime?

17 February 2011, 20:59
What do you think needs doing to cut Cybercrime?

This Sky news item shows the impact of CyberCrime.

Cost of UK Cybercrime Revealed: Industry Main Victim Of Web Crooks | Business | Sky News

Brainstorming session. If you lot were in charge what would you do to cut it down?

PS Apart from buy a Mac, we'll take that one as read.
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