Reply to: I think I am a hypochondriac

[DS23]

that was a close shave then?

[RichardCranium]

It was an infected hair follicle, so very relieved nothing overly serious!

It was a blackhead?


You wanna try rubbing a flannel down there, once in a while.

[AtW]

[Wilmslow]

Thanks for the cheerful comment Mitch!

It was an infected hair follicle, so very relieved nothing overly serious!

As I have infection pumping through me, this explains why I nearly wiped out after BodyAttack on Sunday. Got double spin and double abs tonight, but think I will tone i down a little to the one class and enjoy an nice lunch to recouperate

[Mich the Tester]

Recent research suggest that hypochondria usually has an underlying physical cause like cancer or AIDS.

[RichardCranium]

Have you informed the mad woman you've been close to over the last few weeks? She might like to come round and boil your bunnies.

FTFY

[NotAllThere]

Have you informed all the gents and ladies you've been close to over the last few weeks? They might like to get themselves checked.

[Wilmslow]

Still alive - not cancerous, and nothing that anti-biotics will not cure.

Feeling a lot happier, but could have done without having to spend 2 hours in the Manchester walk-in centre.

Been told to ease off the gym though!

[mudskipper]

If it doesn't turn black it could be mumps.

[Zippy]

If it turns black, you have bubonic plague.

HTH

He's right. Check your armpits too.

[fullyautomatix]

Dont you think Valentines day should be preserved for roses, chocolates, romance, the sound of love.

You can always tell the laydeez of CUK about the festering infected pustules that ooze pus in your groinal area on one of the other 364 days of the year

[EternalOptimist]

It's no use standing on the seat
Wilsmslows crabs can jump 10 feet
but if you think that's very high
Look at Sasgurus
The bast@rds fly

[OwlHoot]

All red and swollen, suggesting infection. Hope it is as quick and easy as that, but should find out tonight!

Really wanting to leave work and get it checked over, but my nearest centre is 40 miles away. They are a good idea, just not in the right places!

If it turns black, you have bubonic plague.

HTH

[Wilmslow]

Dont you think Valentines day should be preserved for roses, chocolates, romance, the sound of love.

You can always tell the laydeez of CUK about the festering infected pustules that ooze pus in your groinal area on one of the other 364 days of the year

Now, I need to think about why I am still single.......

[EternalOptimist]

Thanks - tried that last night, after looking that one up.

All red and swollen, suggesting infection. Hope it is as quick and easy as that, but should find out tonight!

Really wanting to leave work and get it checked over, but my nearest centre is 40 miles away. They are a good idea, just not in the right places!

Dont you think Valentines day should be preserved for roses, chocolates, romance, the sound of love.

You can always tell the laydeez of CUK about the festering infected pustules that ooze pus in your groinal area on one of the other 364 days of the year