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RichardCranium replied

14 February 2011, 11:51
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Star Trek was smutty?

This is possibly nearer the truth...
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RichardCranium replied

14 February 2011, 10:29
Originally posted by zeitghost

I don't know, but I'm rather glad I wasn't in that episode.

Ted Cassidy looks a bit worried though.

Ted Cassidy:

For those who aren't sure, Ted is the one on the right.

So, Zeity, funny you should voice Ted Cassidy's name.
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norrahe replied

13 February 2011, 16:46
Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post

In his day the war criminal was a fine figure of a man.

Was zeity considered a fine figure of a lizard? I'm no judge really.

We're not sure, but his dentist said he had great teeth.
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Doggy Styles replied

13 February 2011, 16:44
In his day the war criminal was a fine figure of a man.

Was zeity considered a fine figure of a lizard? I'm no judge really.
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norrahe replied

13 February 2011, 15:38
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

Why's Kirk holding a polystyrene dildo ?

He ran out of aliens of the opposite sex
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amcdonald replied

13 February 2011, 13:42
Why's Kirk holding a polystyrene dildo ?
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RichardCranium replied

13 February 2011, 13:08
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Star Trek was smutty?

"Their five year mission: to boldly go and see if Kirk could impregnate as many aliens as possible".

Captain James T Kirk usually managed to get off with at least one green-skinned, underdressed, beehive-hair-doed, alien bit of totty every week.

Kirk snogging an alien: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_l9_M3jYn25...skelion_sm.jpg

Kirk snogging an alien: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_l9_M3jYn25...hername_sm.jpg

Kirk about to snog an alien: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_l9_M3jYn25...Bhe%2Bgets.JPG

Spock getting in on the act: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_l9_M3jYn25...0/spockil6.jpg

I think Kirk did all three of these: http://thebooksmugglers.com/wp-conte...en-300x224.jpg

Kirk snogging Lt Uhura: http://thebooksmugglers.com/wp-conte...ss-300x225.jpg

Classic Star Trek alien totty: http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-conte...irl_marta1.jpg

More Star Trek totty, but skin-coloured: http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-conte...mndrs604r1.jpg

Nice ribbons, where's the frock? http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-conte...8/10/full1.jpg

Lt Uhura taking it up the bum (I think): http://bp1.blogger.com/_CHdtrg0hmVo/...JE/s400/11.jpg

More Kirk action: http://www.elvisblog.net/Star%20Trek...%20Kissing.jpg

Green is the natural colour for alien totty: http://application.denofgeek.com/ima...st10/ent04.jpg

War criminal Kirk avoiding getting a seeing-to by an alien: http://thebooksmugglers.com/wp-conte...9/05/arena.jpg
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Zippy replied

13 February 2011, 12:53
Star Trek was smutty?
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BA to the Stars replied

13 February 2011, 12:05
Ooops, not that again
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RichardCranium replied

13 February 2011, 09:04
That's given me an excuse to post this again.
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NickFitz started a topic Watch Out Zeity, The War Criminal Means Business...

13 February 2011, 03:05
Watch Out Zeity, The War Criminal Means Business...

Made to make your eyes water
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