Reply to: Could my house stop beating me up please?

[amcdonald]

I bash my bald spot so often on household projections

That's the best euphamism for wanking I've heard for a while

[MarillionFan]

Is the furniture getting its own back on you...

... for wetting the bed?


Soz. Couldn't resist.

Don't mess with Suity he's one of the roughest toughest posters on here.

He's no longer a bedwetter. He's vying for top dog position of the board.

Put those pool balls down!

[milanbenes]

good on yer

Milan.

[suityou01]

hmmmm,

comes to mind.....


Frank Spencer



Milan.

The resemblance is uncanny. SY02 even looks like Betty. Phwaaaaaar. <pumps arm>

[xoggoth]

smash my head on the cooker extractor shroud

This is normal behaviour for cooker extractor shrouds and they always target the bald spot. I bash my bald spot so often on household projections (another enemy is the glass bathroom shelves on either side of the mirror) I am usually too embarassed to go to the hairdresser because of the hideous scabs.

[milanbenes]

Dick,

that's the second time you've made me laugh out loud today



Milan.

[RichardCranium]

Is the furniture getting its own back on you...

... for wetting the bed?










Soz. Couldn't resist.

[milanbenes]

Since getting up, I went into the kitchen to get SY04 a juice and stubbed my little pinky toe (right foot) on a leg of the kitchen table.

Moments later while walking into the lounge I smash my knee on the baby gate.

Moments later I'm washing up a pan in the sink, turn to attend to a curry on the stove and smash my head on the cooker extractor shroud.

I tell you what house, I'll get you for this

Or could it be I've got a bad luck virus?

http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=SuB6b_QJsKo

http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=hKHLOo1WgDQ

hmmmm,

comes to mind.....


Frank Spencer



Milan.

[minestrone]

Moments later while walking into the lounge I smash my knee on the baby gate.

It is closed to stop you getting into the lounge.

[RichardCranium]

Aka LARP

I was thinking table-top (hey, they've got a chick in their group!) rather than dressing up and running about playing cowboys and indians.

But I can see the appeal in your choice, too.

[amcdonald]

Dungeon party? Hey, that's another good idea. People are always on the lookout for venues for wargaming and role-playing games.

Aka LARP

[RichardCranium]

You are Timothy Baron-Morgan and I claim my free Dungeon party.

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Dungeon party? Hey, that's another good idea. People are always on the lookout for venues for wargaming and role-playing games.

[suityou01]

Were you still drinking when you were posting at 2 a.m. this morning?

Could there be any correlation between that and your motor ability today?

Right, I need to top up.

[suityou01]

my house is beginning to depress me

it's a damn money pit and just swallows money no matter how much I chuck at it

damn, when will it end ?

I can now see that when we were renting full-furnished we were much richer than we are now !


Milan.

You are Timothy Baron-Morgan and I claim my free Dungeon party.

Accommodation near Knutsford Cheshire, Northwich - Aston Park House

[RichardCranium]

Were you still drinking when you were posting at 2 a.m. this morning?

Could there be any correlation between that and your motor ability today?