The official "guess when Wilmslow gets banned" thread

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Churchill replied

2 February 2011, 07:28
Originally posted by AtW View Post

I reckon tomorrow.

Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

Er - why?

Did you get your sofas by the way?

Surely it's obvious, AtW can't stand the competition for the role of "Socially Awkward Gimp - most likely to be added to the sex offenders register".
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AtW replied

2 February 2011, 01:12
Originally posted by cojak View Post

And I let you through too. I'm expecting admin to tear a strip off me for that...

It's ok, I'll be gentle...
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AtW replied

1 February 2011, 22:53
Originally posted by sockiefindergeneral View Post

Guards, seize the one name Wilmslow!

YES SIR!
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cojak replied

1 February 2011, 22:13
Originally posted by sockiefindergeneral View Post

Guards, seize the one name Wilmslow!

And I let you through too. I'm expecting admin to tear a strip off me for that...
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cojak replied

1 February 2011, 22:11
Originally posted by Wodewick View Post

Cos Cojak likes Dogs but can't make it too obvious when she takes you out!

How did you guess??
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sockiefindergeneral replied

1 February 2011, 22:05
Guards, seize the one name Wilmslow!
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Wodewick replied

1 February 2011, 22:05
Originally posted by A dog View Post

Sockie alert!

Ssssshhhhh! Don't draw attention to yourself.
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A dog replied

1 February 2011, 22:03
Originally posted by Wodewick View Post

B*gger, Busted!!

Sockie alert!
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Wodewick replied

1 February 2011, 22:02
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Ding ding ding!

Ding ding ding!

Semantic language and level of interaction on the Wilmslow sockie has changed, which means a different person is posting.

Ding ding ding!

B*gger, Busted!!
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MarillionFan replied

1 February 2011, 21:59
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

Er - why?

Did you get your sofas by the way?

Ding ding ding!

Ding ding ding!

Semantic language and level of interaction on the Wilmslow sockie has changed, which means a different person is posting.

Ding ding ding!
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Cliphead replied

1 February 2011, 21:50
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

Are there any lines around these parts of the tinterweb?

Just the no go zone for normal women that extends in inverse proportion to your personality quotient.
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Wilmslow replied

1 February 2011, 21:47
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

What line is Wilmslow crossing to court a ban? Am I missing something?

Are there any lines around these parts of the tinterweb?
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Cliphead replied

1 February 2011, 21:44
Originally posted by AtW View Post

I reckon tomorrow.

What line is Wilmslow crossing to court a ban? Am I missing something?
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Wodewick replied

1 February 2011, 21:40
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

Er - why?

Cos Cojak likes Dogs but can't make it too obvious when she takes you out!
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Wilmslow replied

1 February 2011, 21:39
Originally posted by AtW View Post

I reckon tomorrow.

Er - why?

Did you get your sofas by the way?
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