I remember a kid in cub scouts who got caught having a posh w@nk (a w@nk with a condom) in his bunk bed.
So now with these condoms, its possible to have a royal w@nk.
Edit: Sorry, I was referring to the royal condoms on the other thread. There are too many w@nking threads. It's so easy to get confused.
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Originally posted by Alf W View PostMore than the people at Siemens when they decided to HQ one of their subsidiary compamies there.
Siemens Staines
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More than the people at Siemens when they decided to HQ one of their subsidiary compamies there.
Siemens Staines
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostInteresting turn of phrase.
And with these 1970 hairstyles back in fashion, it can be hard to tell.
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Every self-respecting, al-fresco onanist should have a grubby mac, Shirley?
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostMaybe MF has a few he needs to shed (or did he miss an opportunity?)
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI suspect from any good Chav Surplus Store or quality Scummer Outfitters...
Casual Tracksuit Bottoms | Casual | ASDA direct
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI suspect from any good Chav Surplus Store or quality Scummer Outfitters, such as JJB, Primark or New Look.
(I had to Google that.)
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Originally posted by Cliphead View PostSo where does one buy these baggy grey joggy bottoms?
(I had to Google that.)
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