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Previously on "Joggy bottoms & masturbating in public"

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  • lightng
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    I remember a kid in cub scouts who got caught having a posh w@nk (a w@nk with a condom) in his bunk bed.

    So now with these condoms, its possible to have a royal w@nk.

    Edit: Sorry, I was referring to the royal condoms on the other thread. There are too many w@nking threads. It's so easy to get confused.
    Last edited by lightng; 29 January 2011, 14:06.

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
    More than the people at Siemens when they decided to HQ one of their subsidiary compamies there.

    Siemens Staines
    Just goes to show all Siemens products are a load of w@nk.

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I don't supply low grade trolls. I have low and declining standards.
    FTFY

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post

    Who the hell names a town "Staines"??

    I mean, what were they thinking?

    stones, like Steyning in Sussex and probably other towns.

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  • Alf W
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    More than the people at Siemens when they decided to HQ one of their subsidiary compamies there.

    Siemens Staines

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Was that in Staines by any chance?
    Who the hell names a town "Staines"??

    I mean, what were they thinking?

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Interesting turn of phrase.
    Well, you just don't know any more.

    And with these 1970 hairstyles back in fashion, it can be hard to tell.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    lots of people of all ages and most genders also walking around
    Interesting turn of phrase.

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  • Zippy
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    Every self-respecting, al-fresco onanist should have a grubby mac, Shirley?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Maybe MF has a few he needs to shed (or did he miss an opportunity?)
    I don't supply low grade trolls. I have standards.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    I suspect from any good Chav Surplus Store or quality Scummer Outfitters...
    ... or even Asda Direct for just an ill octopus.

    Casual Tracksuit Bottoms | Casual | ASDA direct

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    I suspect from any good Chav Surplus Store or quality Scummer Outfitters, such as JJB, Primark or New Look.

    (I had to Google that.)
    Maybe MF has a few he needs to shed (or did he miss an opportunity?)

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    So where does one buy these baggy grey joggy bottoms?
    I suspect from any good Chav Surplus Store or quality Scummer Outfitters, such as JJB, Primark or New Look.




    (I had to Google that.)

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  • Cliphead
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    So where does one buy these baggy grey joggy bottoms?

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Was that in Staines by any chance?

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