Reply to: Joggy bottoms & masturbating in public

[lightng]

I remember a kid in cub scouts who got caught having a posh w@nk (a w@nk with a condom) in his bunk bed.

So now with these condoms, its possible to have a royal w@nk.

Edit: Sorry, I was referring to the royal condoms on the other thread. There are too many w@nking threads. It's so easy to get confused.

[KentPhilip]

More than the people at Siemens when they decided to HQ one of their subsidiary compamies there.

Siemens Staines

Just goes to show all Siemens products are a load of w@nk.

[Ruprect]

I don't supply low grade trolls. I have low and declining standards.

FTFY

[OwlHoot]

Who the hell names a town "Staines"??

I mean, what were they thinking?

stones, like Steyning in Sussex and probably other towns.

[Alf W]

More than the people at Siemens when they decided to HQ one of their subsidiary compamies there.

Siemens Staines

[wobbegong]

Was that in Staines by any chance?

Who the hell names a town "Staines"??

I mean, what were they thinking?

[RichardCranium]

Interesting turn of phrase.

Well, you just don't know any more.

And with these 1970 hairstyles back in fashion, it can be hard to tell.

[d000hg]

lots of people of all ages and most genders also walking around

Interesting turn of phrase.

[Zippy]

Every self-respecting, al-fresco onanist should have a grubby mac, Shirley?

[MarillionFan]

Maybe MF has a few he needs to shed (or did he miss an opportunity?)

I don't supply low grade trolls. I have standards.

[RichardCranium]

I suspect from any good Chav Surplus Store or quality Scummer Outfitters...

... or even Asda Direct for just an ill octopus.

Casual Tracksuit Bottoms | Casual | ASDA direct

[Cliphead]

I suspect from any good Chav Surplus Store or quality Scummer Outfitters, such as JJB, Primark or New Look.

(I had to Google that.)

Maybe MF has a few he needs to shed (or did he miss an opportunity?)

[RichardCranium]

So where does one buy these baggy grey joggy bottoms?

I suspect from any good Chav Surplus Store or quality Scummer Outfitters, such as JJB, Primark or New Look.




(I had to Google that.)

[Cliphead]

So where does one buy these baggy grey joggy bottoms?

[suityou01]

Was that in Staines by any chance?