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Previously on "One for the ladies."
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Pass.Originally posted by Zippy View PostFor each inverter - take one two-input NAND gate and feed the same into each input, take the output and feed into the inputs of the next NAND gate etc. etc.
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How's yer ring, fnaar, fnaar.
For each inverter - take one two-input NAND gate and feed the same into each input, take the output and feed into the inputs of the next NAND gate etc. etc. Or have I missed the point?
'Kin 'ell. It's a slow night tonight.
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Here's a simpler one:Originally posted by Zippy View PostCan sort of remember it, but I think the edge triggering turns it in to a bi-stable jobby (use an R-S flip flop?). No doubt Zeity will be along to smite us at some point

But here you have to imagine an extra inverter (not gate) in the circuit [due to inadeques in my searches in Google images again]. Bzzzzz. Not as sexy.
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Can sort of remember it, but I think the edge triggering turns it in to a bi-stable jobby (use an R-S flip flop?). No doubt Zeity will be along to smite us at some pointOriginally posted by TimberWolf View PostIt's the closest I could find in Google images. Just pretend that the AND gates are NAND gates and that the wires cross. Are you imagining a naughty multivibator now, or a monoflop?
Can you remember this stuff? I've forgotten what little I knew and never used.
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Here's a hint for the ladies: the guys who run up and down the side of the pitch waving flags aren't official cheer-leaders.
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It's the closest I could find in Google images. Just pretend that the AND gates are NAND gates and that the wires cross. Are you imagining a naughty multivibator now, or a monoflop?Originally posted by Zippy View PostNot with that circuit it doesn't.
Can you remember this stuff? I've forgotten what little I knew and never used.
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Doh! Just read the Sun (ok I looked at the pictures) and now I know what MF was on about.
I'm sure we'll all feel better after a nice cup of tea.
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The type that buzzes (astable).Originally posted by Zippy View PostFor the JK flip-flop? Or all of it?
Nice norks btw.
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So you don't know it then.Originally posted by Zippy View PostIf you are after a fight, you are going to have to try a bit harder than that
NEXT!
Andy Gray.
PS : Nice tits btw.
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