Reply to: Closing down

[MarillionFan]

Have any CUKkers been to this shop?

There's been a couple. Cojak's been over to one before.

[AtW]

Have any CUKkers been to this shop?

Mordac went there, this was the last time we heard of him...

[d000hg]

Have any CUKkers been to this shop?

[MarillionFan]

Be careful with dilaperdations and reinstatement requirements.
Don't leave it til the last week. It could cost you.

Very good point. Which is why I've bought the 'closing down' forward by a month.

As it happens the words appearing in A3 letters 'C L O S I N G D O W N S A L E' brings out the .

Been struggling to recover money. I only dropped 10% off the price but with the words above. 3 x target for the day!

You can understand why some companies have a 'Closing Down Sale' all year.

[Paddy]

The signs are in the window and I've got 8 weeks to clear 30k worth of stock.

Only 8 more weeks as a retailer.

Roll up. Roll up. All must go.

Be careful with dilaperdations and reinstatement requirements.
Don't leave it til the last week. It could cost you.

[MarillionFan]

Don't know much but I do know I have 4 grand in cash in my pocket.

I'm off to the pub.

[AtW]

Have you offered a generous redundancy package that includes relocation to your hard working staff?

[norrahe]

Sorry to hear another endeavour failed MF. You show great strength in continuing to be positive despite all the evidence to the contrary.

[Sysman]

... the Epson do-everything wireless scanner copier printer costs too much in ink ...

Could have told you that before you bought it.

[stek]

Any IBM pSeries?

Laser printer would be nice - my HP LJ4 refuses to work on network now and the Epson do-everything wireless scanner copier printer costs too much in ink - kids and Justin Fukin' Bieber....

Inflatable dolls - Kylie M triple orifice model would be nice...

[MarillionFan]

Sorry to hear another endeavour failed MF. You show great strength in continuing to be positive despite all the evidence to the contrary.

It hasn't overly failed. I just can't be bothered any more. 7 year itch.

Anyway my new business will be up and running
in about six months.

I'm opening a recruitment agency.

[d000hg]

Sorry to hear another endeavour failed MF. You show great strength in continuing to be positive despite all the evidence to the contrary.

[mudskipper]

No. But MP and K2p2 will be here shortly.

[Zippy]

No. But MP and K2p2 will be here shortly.

I really wouldn't want to be you when they do turn up ...

[MarillionFan]

Nope. 4 Candles. Got any hose?

No. But MP and K2p2 will be here shortly.