Reply to: Dropping like flies!!! A sign of things to come?

[suityou01]

NSFW - (It's Mike ******* Strutter FFS!)

Hubba hubba hubba

Whores not included

[DimPrawn]

Might have to drag CM to MonkeyWorld again sometime soon.

NSFW - (It's Mike ******* Strutter FFS!)

[MarillionFan]

Ah diddums. A little tetchy today eh? Try punching the wall, that will help.

Don't be mean. You know his compulsive disorder means that he must have the last word.

[sasguru]

Look, just **** off I'm not interested.

Ah diddums. A little tetchy today eh? Try punching the wall, that will help.

[Old Greg]

Wrong again, they're slim, good looking and athletic.

I can say with some authority that they don't inherit that from his missus either.

[Churchill]

Wrong again, they're slim, good looking and athletic.

Certainly not the fruit of your loins then, eh?

Look, just **** off I'm not interested.

[Churchill]

Is that a euphemism for some dodgey sexual practice??

I'm down here til July and very likely will still be here next year

I'll draw you a picture next time we meet for a beer.

[sasguru]

But your kids look like me.

Wrong again, they're slim, good looking and athletic.

[Pogle]

Every little helps, thanks MP.

Been here for 14 months so far.

Might have to drag CM to MonkeyWorld again sometime soon.

Is that a euphemism for some dodgey sexual practice??

I'm down here til July and very likely will still be here next year

[Churchill]

Thank fook for that, it may account for why I'm better looking and more intelligent than you.

But your kids look like me.

[sasguru]

Nah mate, yer Mum was on the pill at the time.

Thank fook for that, it may account for why I'm better looking and more intelligent than you.

[Churchill]

Well done C, nice one

Every little helps, thanks MP.

Been here for 14 months so far.

Might have to drag CM to MonkeyWorld again sometime soon.

[MaryPoppins]

CLG pulled funding.

We're going it alone as the end client still needs the system. In contract until the beginning of July.

Well done C, nice one

[TestMangler]

Tom, I've got a great new idea for a (contractors) gameshow. It's gonna be a winner.

All you need is three contractors, an agent and a bird with big tits.

It's called 'Boom or Bench'. DMAX and Dave are interested.

Cheers,

Roger Mellie.

[Churchill]

I always thought Churchy was a jaffa?

Nah mate, yer Mum was on the pill at the time.