Dropping like flies!!! A sign of things to come?

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suityou01 replied

19 January 2011, 15:04
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

NSFW - (It's Mike ******* Strutter FFS!)

Hubba hubba hubba

Whores not included
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DimPrawn replied

19 January 2011, 14:51
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Might have to drag CM to MonkeyWorld again sometime soon.

NSFW - (It's Mike ******* Strutter FFS!)
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MarillionFan replied

19 January 2011, 14:16
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Ah diddums. A little tetchy today eh? Try punching the wall, that will help.

Don't be mean. You know his compulsive disorder means that he must have the last word.
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sasguru replied

19 January 2011, 14:14
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Look, just **** off I'm not interested.

Ah diddums. A little tetchy today eh? Try punching the wall, that will help.
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Old Greg replied

19 January 2011, 14:13
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Wrong again, they're slim, good looking and athletic.

I can say with some authority that they don't inherit that from his missus either.
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Churchill replied

19 January 2011, 14:06
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Wrong again, they're slim, good looking and athletic.

Certainly not the fruit of your loins then, eh?

Look, just **** off I'm not interested.
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Churchill replied

19 January 2011, 14:04
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Is that a euphemism for some dodgey sexual practice??

I'm down here til July and very likely will still be here next year

I'll draw you a picture next time we meet for a beer.
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sasguru replied

19 January 2011, 14:03
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

But your kids look like me.

Wrong again, they're slim, good looking and athletic.
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Pogle replied

19 January 2011, 14:01
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Every little helps, thanks MP.

Been here for 14 months so far.

Might have to drag CM to MonkeyWorld again sometime soon.

Is that a euphemism for some dodgey sexual practice??

I'm down here til July and very likely will still be here next year
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Churchill replied

19 January 2011, 13:51
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Thank fook for that, it may account for why I'm better looking and more intelligent than you.

But your kids look like me.
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sasguru replied

19 January 2011, 13:50
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Nah mate, yer Mum was on the pill at the time.

Thank fook for that, it may account for why I'm better looking and more intelligent than you.
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Churchill replied

19 January 2011, 13:45
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Well done C, nice one

Every little helps, thanks MP.

Been here for 14 months so far.

Might have to drag CM to MonkeyWorld again sometime soon.
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MaryPoppins replied

19 January 2011, 13:39
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

CLG pulled funding.

We're going it alone as the end client still needs the system. In contract until the beginning of July.

Well done C, nice one
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TestMangler replied

19 January 2011, 13:32
Tom, I've got a great new idea for a (contractors) gameshow. It's gonna be a winner.

All you need is three contractors, an agent and a bird with big tits.

It's called 'Boom or Bench'. DMAX and Dave are interested.

Cheers,

Roger Mellie.
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Churchill replied

19 January 2011, 13:30
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I always thought Churchy was a jaffa?

Nah mate, yer Mum was on the pill at the time.
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