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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostThe pain is all part of the fun. Its what makes you a man.
wife - 'oh I shaved my eyebrows today dear, then pencilled them back in. what did YOU do ?'
husband (in deep manly voice) - 'Oh not much dear. Just managed to get a grip on three , deeply rooted, septum based, two inch cable hairs, and wrenched them from my beak. You might have heard the muted screaming and the sneezing. Then I grabbed tufts of ear hairs and pulled them for about fifteen minutes. which explains why my ears are on the wrong sides of my fkng head'
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The pain is all part of the fun. Its what makes you a man.
wife - 'oh I shaved my eyebrows today dear, then pencilled them back in. what did YOU do ?'
husband (in deep manly voice) - 'Oh not much dear. Just managed to get a grip on three , deeply rooted, septum based, two inch cable hairs, and wrenched them from my beak. You might have heard the muted screaming and the sneezing. Then I grabbed tufts of ear hairs and pulled them for about fifteen minutes. which explains why my ears are on the wrong sides of my fkng head'
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Just pulled one out. It's so strong it could be used as a watch spring
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Originally posted by zeitghostNo, it was a long thick one.
And 3 came out at once in a later grooming attempt.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostIt's the ones that grow out of the septum that make my eyes water.
The ones like tree roots that are attached to the inside of the back of me skull ain't too bad. They have a life of their own and retreat pretty damn smartish when CM is in range with her tweezers.
This of course leaves her to attack the short ones growing out of the afore-mentioned septum.
Does she do your black heads as well?
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It's the ones that grow out of the septum that make my eyes water.
The ones like tree roots that are attached to the inside of the back of me skull ain't too bad. They have a life of their own and retreat pretty damn smartish when CM is in range with her tweezers.
This of course leaves her to attack the short ones growing out of the afore-mentioned septum.
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There was an old man
Who picked out his hair
I don't why he picked out his hair
Perhaps he'll die?
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Was it one of those really tough spiral ones? They always seem to being some flesh with them.
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