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Previously on "Utterly pointless waste of money court case"

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    She's spent too much time listening to CM.
    I would normally go for arse, but in this case, ass seemed better, as proved by k2

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    These days God-botherers drive Volvos...
    ...badly

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Then sue his ass
    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Arse

    She's spent too much time listening to CM.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Then sue his ass
    Arse

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I assume you're referring to the little known commandment 'thou shalt not covet bottoms'

    Exodus 20:17

    Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass...
    Think that covers it.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Then sue his ass
    You're thinking of Joseph.

    These days God-botherers drive Volvos with a little sticker of a fish on the back.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    As long as you don't covet it.
    I assume you're referring to the little known commandment 'thou shalt not covet bottoms'

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Then sue his ass
    As long as you don't covet it.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Probably just a Christian B & B owner in denial about his sexuality. Wipe your self off and put it down to experience.
    Then sue his ass

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Sorry, don't know what came over me!
    Probably just a Christian B & B owner in denial about his sexuality. Wipe your self off and put it down to experience.

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  • xoggoth
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    What it was in this case I have no idea but generally court costs awarded in the UK only cover about 80% of actual costs, the taxpayer picks up the rest.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    "Holy jeepers! That's so scary. Those homosexualists sound even more dangerous than those commie Socialists. Thanks for the warning. Say, Pop, can me and Jimmy go out and lynch some negroes now?"
    There is part 2 as well. OMG, Youtube is now suggesting gay videos for me



    Last edited by Paddy; 18 January 2011, 18:48.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    And then it's just a small step to molesting squirrels...
    That's legal in Belgium.


    Apparently.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    Don't I know it, what was funny was that when I was younger and got suntanned I would get called Paki even though I have very blue eyes.
    Some Oirish can be a bit t'ick!

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Ah well, we all have our cross to bear.
    Don't I know it, what was funny was that when I was younger and got suntanned I would get called Paki even though I have very blue eyes.

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