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MarillionFan replied

13 January 2011, 20:20
Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post

Shirley his brain has to be worth more? I mean, it has never been used. Not once.

Mmm a Russian brain, unused and never soaked in vodka. Must be like the caviar of a Baltic Sturgeon but with more facial hair and scales.
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MaryPoppins replied

13 January 2011, 20:05
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

There's not much bidding for a bird with a hump... You are talking about your hump aren't you???

You'd be surprised, humps are very vogue
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BolshieBastard replied

13 January 2011, 19:56
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Atw's virginity has to be worth something surely?

BBC NEWS | England | Bristol | Student sells virginity on web

Shirley his brain has to be worth more? I mean, it has never been used. Not once.
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MarillionFan replied

13 January 2011, 19:39
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Well if someone's offered 10k to shag that munter, he'd probably stand a chance.

Atw has been offering 10k for someone to take his virginity but alas no takers of yet I believe.
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MarillionFan replied

13 January 2011, 19:37
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

10k! tulip the bed, I'm off to eBay. Mine must have grown back by now.

There's not much bidding for a bird with a hump... You are talking about your hump aren't you???
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MaryPoppins replied

13 January 2011, 18:57
10k! shit: the bed, I'm off to eBay. Mine must have grown back by now.
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hyperD replied

13 January 2011, 16:49
Originally posted by BBC

Auction website eBay has withdrawn the offer, although Ms Reid says she will continue the action on her own website.

FTFY!
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Platypus replied

13 January 2011, 16:46
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

BBC NEWS | England | Bristol | Student sells virginity on web

Coitus Interruptus?

Originally posted by BBC

Auction website eBay has withdrawn the offer, although Ms Reid says she will continue the auction on her own website.
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Paddy replied

13 January 2011, 16:42
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

I'm interested. Any pictures? Might be able to make you an offer if they are as advertised.
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Homer Simpson replied

13 January 2011, 16:39
Originally posted by Bluespider View Post

One of your livers??!!??

Where do you keep the other one? under the sink?

hyperD, with £100,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
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DimPrawn replied

13 January 2011, 16:27
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

A couple of years old, excellent condition - very little use.

I'm interested. Any pictures? Might be able to make you an offer if they are as advertised.
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Mich the Tester replied

13 January 2011, 16:26
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Atw's virginity has to be worth something surely?

BBC NEWS | England | Bristol | Student sells virginity on web

Well if someone's offered 10k to shag that munter, he'd probably stand a chance.
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DimPrawn replied

13 January 2011, 16:24
Atw's virginity has to be worth something surely?

BBC NEWS | England | Bristol | Student sells virginity on web
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Bluespider replied

13 January 2011, 15:56
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

I could probably get £100,000 for one of my livers. Considering it's durability, perhaps more.

One of your livers??!!??

Where do you keep the other one? under the sink?
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hyperD replied

13 January 2011, 15:50
I could probably get £100,000 for one of my livers. Considering its durability, perhaps more.

Last edited by hyperD; 13 January 2011, 15:57. Reason: it's/its
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