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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Well, if anyone were to put me right, I knew it's be you!!
    No need - Mark Twain did say that

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  • EternalOptimist
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    the actual quote is

    Veni Vidi Vici Vebi







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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    "The problem with quotations on the Internet is that many of them are wrong" - Julius Ceasar.


    Courtesy of Larry Leadhead, the wargamer's cartoon strip.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    "The problem with quotations on the Internet is that many of them are wrong" - Julius Ceasar.
    Well, if anyone were to put me right, I knew it's be you!!

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint - Mark Twain

    Am sure you can substitute reading the internet for reading health books!
    "The problem with quotations on the Internet is that many of them are wrong" - Julius Ceasar.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    It's Chuckie!

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    I've got a headache.

    I've googled it.

    This symptom could be caused by an underlying structural problem in the head or neck.
    Or bleeding in the brain.
    Or a brain tumour.
    Or meningitis.
    Or encephalitis.

    I've taken a couple of paracetamol. I hope it gets better soon.
    Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint - Mark Twain

    Am sure you can substitute reading the internet for reading health books!

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  • mudskipper
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    It's Chuckie!

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I had glasses from when I was four, so I know what you're on about there.
    And you're even more bitter than me. I wonder what this all means?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Every time I hear an adult saying they are sad they need specs, the 10-year old "blind speccy four-eyes" inside me says:


    Good. Fu@k you. Enjoy adjusting. I know you won't.


    Which is odd, because I wasn't that nasty when I was 10. So I don't know who this foul-mouthed little sod is.

    I had glasses from when I was four, so I know what you're on about there.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Now that IS depressing!
    Every time I hear an adult saying they are sad they need specs, the 10-year old "blind speccy four-eyes" inside me says:


    Good. Fu@k you. Enjoy adjusting. I know you won't.


    Which is odd, because I wasn't that nasty when I was 10. So I don't know who this foul-mouthed little sod is.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Maybe you just need specs
    Now that IS depressing!

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

    I've got a headache.

    I've googled it.

    This symptom could be caused by an underlying structural problem in the head or neck.
    Or bleeding in the brain.
    Or a brain tumour.
    Or meningitis.
    Or encephalitis.

    I've taken a couple of paracetamol. I hope it gets better soon.
    Maybe you just need specs

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    It could also be swineflu. That goes on for weeks
    Or years in your case.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    You're a cheery little soul aren't you?

    She's probably just been thinking too hard.
    You mean she finally figured out how to open that cheese slice?

    <psst, you don't have to trim the edges of the plastic and peel apart, it is wrapped around. Pass it on>

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