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Previously on "Ok, own up, which one of you was it?"

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  • centurian
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    I suppose the enclosed leaflet's claims of "explosive orgasms" may be a bit more literal than expected

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  • EternalOptimist
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    hey honey !
    yes dear ?
    I feel a bit frisky, would you come on over and blow up my <censored>
    sure honey



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  • wobbegong
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    D'Oh . . . . WIIIIILMSLOOOOOOOOOW!!

    <canned laughter>

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Was it chef ?

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  • DaveB
    started a topic Ok, own up, which one of you was it?

    Ok, own up, which one of you was it?

    Man charged in bizarre EXPLODING VIBRATOR plot

    El Reg (again)

    A Minnesota man has been cuffed on charges of "creating an explosive device and making terroristic threats" after allegedly rigging the worst Xmas present ever for an ex-girlfriend – an exploding vibrator.

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