Originally posted by Sysman
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Previously on "Imagine if they'd had this when you were young"
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostIt's one of the most debated puzzles of our time. You have Scott Mills and Chris Moyles in a room but only have one bullet. It's a nightmare to solve because in all the simulations I've run, I can never get the two tw@ts to stand next to each other long enough to take aim and get them both.
Any suggestions?
You could shoot one dead with your gun, then strip the other naked. Insert a long piece of razor wire up his bottom. Tie the other end of the wire to a leg of the table, then set the table on fire and leave the room, locking the door.
If you felt like it, like.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post...and without that tit Scott Mills.
It's one of the most debated puzzles of our time. You have Scott Mills and Chris Moyles in a room but only have one bullet. It's a nightmare to solve because in all the simulations I've run, I can never get the two tw@ts to stand next to each other long enough to take aim and get them both.
Any suggestions?
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostRadio 2 is much like radio 1 with all the tulip 'urban' bands filtered out.
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Radio 2 is much like radio 1 with all the tulip 'urban' bands filtered out.
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Originally posted by Sysman View Post[url=http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/01/04/ford_mykey/]
The Mike Sammes Singers - Take a good song, and make it sound like all the others
And as for Waggoner's Walk, you're really going way back there.
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Originally posted by Sysman View PostAaargh! Nothing but Radio 2:
- The Mike Sammes Singers - Take a good song, and make it sound like all the others
- The NLO (Northern Light Orchestra) - Take a good song, and make it sound like all the others
- Waggoners Walk in the afternoons
and to top it off, nothing but religious broadcasts on a Sunday.
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Imagine if they'd had this when you were young
Ford cars get draconian parental controls
MyKey works with the MyFord Touch system, a standard feature on many US models which can already lock on the traction control and limit the stereo volume to protect a child's delicate hearing. Now the beloved first-born* can have his top speed capped, and isn't even allowed to listen to "explicit" radio stations, which should remove any remaining vestige of street credibility.
- The Mike Sammes Singers - Take a good song, and make it sound like all the others
- The NLO (Northern Light Orchestra) - Take a good song, and make it sound like all the others
- Waggoners Walk in the afternoons
and to top it off, nothing but religious broadcasts on a Sunday.Tags: None
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