Imagine if they'd had this when you were young

[Paddy]

Ford cars get draconian parental controls



Aaargh! Nothing but Radio 2:

• The Mike Sammes Singers - Take a good song, and make it sound like all the others
• The NLO (Northern Light Orchestra) - Take a good song, and make it sound like all the others
• Waggoners Walk in the afternoons

and to top it off, nothing but religious broadcasts on a Sunday.

In my youth, you had to purchase a separate licence to have a car radio and it was too expensive. I used to have my portable radio on the back parcel shelf listening to Radio Luxemburg.

[MaryPoppins]

It's one of the most debated puzzles of our time. You have Scott Mills and Chris Moyles in a room but only have one bullet. It's a nightmare to solve because in all the simulations I've run, I can never get the two tw@ts to stand next to each other long enough to take aim and get them both.

Any suggestions?

You could always take them both to a room with no windows, one door to which you have the key, and one large wooden table.

You could shoot one dead with your gun, then strip the other naked. Insert a long piece of razor wire up his bottom. Tie the other end of the wire to a leg of the table, then set the table on fire and leave the room, locking the door.

If you felt like it, like.

[Pondlife]

...and without that tit Scott Mills.

It's one of the most debated puzzles of our time. You have Scott Mills and Chris Moyles in a room but only have one bullet. It's a nightmare to solve because in all the simulations I've run, I can never get the two tw@ts to stand next to each other long enough to take aim and get them both.

Any suggestions?

[MaryPoppins]

Radio 2 is much like radio 1 with all the tulip 'urban' bands filtered out.

...and without that tit Scott Mills.

[gingerjedi]

Radio 2 is much like radio 1 with all the tulip 'urban' bands filtered out.

[Sysman]

Yes, Radio 2 was exactly like that.

FTFY

[pacharan]

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The Mike Sammes Singers - Take a good song, and make it sound like all the others

Did their version of Up Up and Away really sound any different to the 5th Dimension's?

And as for Waggoner's Walk, you're really going way back there.

[VectraMan]

Aaargh! Nothing but Radio 2:

• The Mike Sammes Singers - Take a good song, and make it sound like all the others
• The NLO (Northern Light Orchestra) - Take a good song, and make it sound like all the others
• Waggoners Walk in the afternoons

and to top it off, nothing but religious broadcasts on a Sunday.

Yes, Radio 2 is exactly like that.

[Sysman]

Ford cars get draconian parental controls

MyKey works with the MyFord Touch system, a standard feature on many US models which can already lock on the traction control and limit the stereo volume to protect a child's delicate hearing. Now the beloved first-born* can have his top speed capped, and isn't even allowed to listen to "explicit" radio stations, which should remove any remaining vestige of street credibility.

Aaargh! Nothing but Radio 2:

• The Mike Sammes Singers - Take a good song, and make it sound like all the others
• The NLO (Northern Light Orchestra) - Take a good song, and make it sound like all the others
• Waggoners Walk in the afternoons

and to top it off, nothing but religious broadcasts on a Sunday.