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[AtW]

This doesn't sound like the old Wilmslow

Well, login into his account (password is the usual) and make it sound proper then, ffs!

[Platypus]

Well, still up for the rump while I find a replacement to make the dump. We had an argumentative phone call last night, so should be some pretty good rump when we meet up again

This doesn't sound like the old Wilmslow

[d000hg]

I think you probably have to be over 16 to have a back garden, unless you're an early developer.

[MarillionFan]

MarillionFan
Location: Hiding in your back garden

Is this a euphemism?

No? Over sixteen.

[d000hg]

I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.

MarillionFan
Location: Hiding in your back garden

Is this a euphemism?

[TimberWolf]

Take her on holiday.

[Freamon]

Well, still up for the rump while I find a replacement to make the dump. We had an argumentative phone call last night, so should be some pretty good rump when we meet up again

Meanwhile, gone back to internet dating.

Got chatting with a nice lady - personal email address swap to meet up stage. Going to be hard to find a night for the date because she has an 8 week old baby!!

Now, if I was to have an 8 week old baby I think that internet dating is the last thing I would be doing. She was telling me about mad dates she has had, presumably while heavily pregnant.

Here, have a can of...

[EternalOptimist]

8 week baby.
try this. get you and the bird in a warm bath, fill a wine glass with cherry brandy and float it around between youse, see if she can get a bitty bulls-eye.
warmed up cherry bitty brandy, mmmm, fair takes me back that does.

[MarillionFan]

So you're taking the gay idea seriously?

I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is.

[MarillionFan]

I don't like the sound of you and she hasn't even met you yet

ftfy

[AtW]

She sounds like a keeper mate. I wonder if she keeps the burberry cap on during "rumping".

When did they ban your main sasguru sockie account? What an injustice!!!

[Cretin]

Well, still up for the rump while I find a replacement to make the dump. We had an argumentative phone call last night, so should be some pretty good rump when we meet up again

Meanwhile, gone back to internet dating.

Got chatting with a nice lady - personal email address swap to meet up stage. Going to be hard to find a night for the date because she has an 8 week old baby!!

Now, if I was to have an 8 week old baby I think that internet dating is the last thing I would be doing. She was telling me about mad dates she has had, presumably while heavily pregnant.

She sounds like a keeper mate. I wonder if she keeps the burberry cap on during "rumping".

[d000hg]

still up for the rump ... should be some pretty good rump when we meet up again

So you're taking the gay idea seriously?

[AtW]

Going to be hard to find a night for the date because she has an 8 week old baby!!

Run Wilmslow run, like a wild stallion you are ...

[Zippy]

I don't like the sound of this and you haven't even met her yet