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OwlHoot replied

27 December 2010, 11:48
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

Buy her a B&W zepplin for xmas and she loses her iTouch last night in a taxi.

You bought your wife an airship for Christmas?!

Gotta concede, that's class. But where on Earth will she keep it?
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Moscow Mule replied

27 December 2010, 00:44
Originally posted by doodab View Post

You can't beat a satsuma.

Wise words. Any attempt to beat a satsuma will result in a squashed satsuma.
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doodab replied

27 December 2010, 00:22
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

She is getting 2 pairs of socks next year and a satsuma.

You can't beat a satsuma.
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minestrone replied

26 December 2010, 18:38
I buy the thing from John Lewis and it's pretty heavy, the girl at the desk cannot swipe the security tag so I am giving her a hand moving this box about the counter, when I exit the store the alarms go off and I wait for 30 seconds, then I think "I have paid for this, not my problem". As I get to the shopping center doors security guards swarm the exits, perfectly timed one of them sticks his finger to his ear piece, "huh?, OK" then they all walk away.

She is getting 2 pairs of socks next year and a satsuma.
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xoggoth replied

26 December 2010, 17:40
Good lord.! They are only £150 quid. That means I might not have to wait more than three years to get one for £30. My Psion 5 is getting a bit old.
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Bunk replied

26 December 2010, 17:38
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

Perversely I will be punished and told to get an iTouch tomorrow as my present does not work.

I can actually imagine myself having that exact same argument. Unfortunately, I can't imagine myself (or any other man) ever winning it
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Tingles replied

26 December 2010, 17:37
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

Perversely I will be punished and told to get an iTouch tomorrow as my present does not work.

I feel your pain.

Tone
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minestrone replied

26 December 2010, 17:30
Originally posted by Tingles View Post

What's the punishment for this crime?

Tone

Perversely I will be punished and told to get an iTouch tomorrow as my present does not work.
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Zippy replied

26 December 2010, 17:26
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

I think she has. She only has about 1000 songs on her iTouch which are all on her mac.

I do hope so. Can't believe the chiselling barstewards get away with making you pay again.
(this is a popular rant at Chez Zip)
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suityou01 replied

26 December 2010, 17:19
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

I think she has. She only has about 1000 songs on her iTouch which are all on her mac.

10306 on my zune. If I lost that I would cry

Er, back it up?
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Tingles replied

26 December 2010, 17:18
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

Buy her a B&W zepplin for xmas and she loses her iTouch last night in a taxi.

ARRRGGHHH

What's the punishment for this crime?

Tone
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minestrone replied

26 December 2010, 17:16
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Oh bugger. Did she have the music backed up?

I think she has. She only has about 1000 songs on her iTouch which are all on her mac.

10306 on my zune. If I lost that I would cry
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Zippy replied

26 December 2010, 16:49
Oh bugger. Did she have the music backed up?
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minestrone started a topic Women

26 December 2010, 16:25
Women

Buy her a B&W zepplin for xmas and she loses her iTouch last night in a taxi.

ARRRGGHHH
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