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  • MarillionFan
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    Crap, wrong login.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Crap, wrong login.
    You're banned for a week.

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  • minestrone
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    Crap, wrong login.

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  • minestrone
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    There has been a mod presence on this board for the last two days.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Well, it's a secret fantasy of "his" to replace his psycho girlfriends with you...
    Not much of a secret, that one. Yeuch.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by The Late, Great JC View Post
    Hi Mum, how's Dad?

    Sorry about not sending an Xmas card this year, been a bit busy, you know, changing water into wine and other miracles.

    Looking forward to my Birthday tea.

    Love,

    JC
    Well, you know how your father can be... smite this, smite that.

    Don't worry about the Christmas card, just don't bring your washing home.

    Oh and for goodness sake, take those pics of you and that slapper Mary off facebook or your father will smite you

    Love Mum.

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  • NotAllThere
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    I'm drinking coffee.

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  • wobbegong
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    There's only one drink to accompany a mince pie; ginger wine.

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  • The Late, Great JC
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Recipe is a closely guarded Poppins mother secret. She'd rip my heart out with a spoon if I published it. Nothing from a jar though, first time I've been responsible for making them' so they'll probably turn out like turds.
    Just so long as they don't turn out like Fanny's...

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  • The Late, Great JC
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Well, I looked for a Christmas Nun on goodle but nothing was appropriate

    Soooo I figure that nuns are married to God so by rights that makes them Jesus's step-mam & therefore Christmassy anyway. Good logic?
    Hi Mum, how's Dad?

    Sorry about not sending an Xmas card this year, been a bit busy, you know, changing water into wine and other miracles.

    Looking forward to my Birthday tea.

    Love,

    JC

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    What's that goon got to do with it?
    Well, it's a secret fantasy of "his" to replace his psycho girlfriends with you...

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Recipe is a closely guarded Poppins mother secret. She'd rip my heart out with a spoon if I published it. Nothing from a jar though, first time I've been responsible for making them' so they'll probably turn out like turds.
    Bugger, send me one then please. I promise I won't try to reverse engineer...

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post


    Poor Wilmslow...
    What's that goon got to do with it?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    And the apple doesn't roll that far


    Poor Wilmslow...

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    And the apple doesn't roll that far
    Troo dat

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