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NotAllThere replied

21 December 2010, 16:43
Thanks to his public spirited efforts, that particular bollard is now a nice rusty brown. He should get a medal.
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OwlHoot replied

21 December 2010, 16:38
Obviously the solution is to rush out and paint them all a tarmacy gravel colour tomorrow, before the snow melts!
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TimberWolf replied

21 December 2010, 16:24
Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post

I wonder if they had perhaps considered red paint?

No, I think they believed his story.
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TykeMerc replied

21 December 2010, 16:19
I'll admit it made me smile

I notice the council are planning to fix reflective strips and the likes, I wonder if they had perhaps considered red paint?
Admittedly without warning reflective strips they're probably begging for a few 'elf n safety legal actions.
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Mich the Tester replied

21 December 2010, 15:52
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

This is what I imagine Nick Fitz to look like.

It's his transgender cousin, Miss Fitz.
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MarillionFan replied

21 December 2010, 15:49
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

My thought exactly. Buy a car you looney!

This is what I imagine Nick Fitz to look like.
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TimberWolf replied

21 December 2010, 15:40
What bollards? Argh.
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scooterscot replied

21 December 2010, 15:28
So yesterday I walked into an optician's - ouch.
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DimPrawn replied

21 December 2010, 15:24
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Bollards my arse!
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Mich the Tester replied

21 December 2010, 15:19
he has a point though
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MarillionFan replied

21 December 2010, 15:15
Originally posted by original PM View Post

beardy wierdy!

My thought exactly. Buy a car you looney!
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original PM replied

21 December 2010, 15:14
beardy wierdy!
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Zippy replied

21 December 2010, 15:11
I tried very hard not to, but I'm afraid I did snigger.
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swamp started a topic I laughed, did you?!

21 December 2010, 15:09
I laughed, did you?!

I may go to hell, or at least a bad place for a while, but this made me laugh!
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