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Previously on ""Of course, you will need 7 years of references for the BC level of clearance""

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  • Platypus
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    Here's my list:

    Al Coholic
    Al Depantsyou
    Al Kaseltzer
    Al Killeu
    Al Knockerup
    Al Kykyoras (Greek)
    Al Rankin
    Alotta Fagina
    Ben Debanana
    Ben Dover
    Bill Loni
    Billy McGuire
    Bob Wire
    Butchie Pantsdown
    Clint Torres
    Cole Kutz
    Connie Lingus
    Dick Fitzwell
    Dick Yamidda
    Dixie Normous
    Frank Enstein
    Hal Jalykakik
    Hank Deshank
    Heywood Jablome
    Huey Duck
    Hugh Douche
    Hugh Duct
    Hugh G. Wreckshin
    Hugh Jass
    I. P. Freeley
    Ima Dummy
    Ivana Tinkle
    Izzy Cumming
    Jack Offalot
    Jacques Strap
    Jenna Talia
    Jim Nasium
    Joe Dildo
    Joe Hardern
    Joe Mama
    Lee Kee Wang
    Lou Kout
    M'balz Eshari
    Mark Miewords
    Marty Cone
    Mike Hawk
    Mike Hunt
    Mike Ockhurts
    Mike Ocksmall
    Mike Rotch
    Mike Unstinks
    Oliver Kloushoff
    Pancho Mouth
    Patty O'Furniture
    Pepe Roni
    Phil Degrave
    Phil Lacio
    Phil McCrevis
    Phil Miaz
    Phil Mypockets
    Sal Lami
    Seymore Butts
    Sid Down
    Stan DePain
    Stan Dup
    Stu Peit
    Tim Mara
    Usuqa M'diq
    Willie Doit
    Willie Facker
    Willie Fagger
    Willie Frango
    Willy Etter

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  • TykeMerc
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    Michael Souris
    Don Canard
    Richard Head
    Benjamin Dover
    Louis Gunn

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  • conned tractor
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    Originally posted by swamp View Post
    Myra Maynes

    (plus phone no of crematorium)
    Bingo. Its on the list.

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  • conned tractor
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Jimmy two fingers
    Dave the hat
    Mickey Knuckles
    Fat Kev
    Spongebob Nopants
    This one I like, although I don't think I could stop myself from laughing.

    She has phoned back to say I'm required to complete an online verification which will be sent out shortly....and didn't ask for the references. Apparantly I need to follow the hyperlink and fill out the online questionairre in order for the application to be processed.

    Name and shame.....from what she said - it starts with E, and ends with LAN, although it was called from a witheld number to be fair.

    I will report progress as to what is recieved, seems a faff to get some referees. Why not just send out the normal crappy email - is it not working any more.

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  • swamp
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    Myra Maynes

    (plus phone no of crematorium)

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  • Pondlife
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    Jimmy two fingers
    Dave the hat
    Mickey Knuckles
    Fat Kev
    Spongebob Nopants

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  • MarillionFan
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    Johnie Walker
    Ronald Bacardi
    Captain Morgan
    Bob Fosters
    Will Carling

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by conned tractor View Post
    "I'll call you back in 15 minutes when I find out the rate"

    I'm struggling to think up some stupid names and things to ask for in the package.

    So far I have James dodger and Chris packet at walkers, any suggestions?

    Considering asking for custard creams as part of the package.
    Dai Jestive?

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by conned tractor View Post
    any suggestions?
    Bill Brewer
    Jan Stewer
    Peter Gurney
    Peter Davy
    Daniel Whidoon
    Harry Hawk

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  • "Of course, you will need 7 years of references for the BC level of clearance"

    "I'll call you back in 15 minutes when I find out the rate"

    I'm struggling to think up some stupid names and things to ask for in the package.

    So far I have James dodger and Chris packet at walkers, any suggestions?

    Considering asking for custard creams as part of the package.
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