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Previously on "Who is Britain's 2nd best selling author..."

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  • Ignis Fatuus
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    Titchmarsh must be fuming.
    Ah, every cloud has a silver lining.

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  • markmm
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Did they not teach you at the Home that you shouldn't write in books?

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by markmm View Post
    No there was some crayon scrawlings
    " I ammm spood, I amm likes appls."
    Did they not teach you at the Home that you shouldn't write in books?

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  • markmm
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Picture book I take it?
    No there was some crayon scrawlings
    " I ammm spood, I amm likes appls."

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Given that you're its intended audience what do you think?

    Nice to see you've got a brother in arms on the forum, I was afraid that you might be feeling the cold out there, all alone.
    I thought the story was weak. Hardly surprising.

    I only happen to agree with MM on this point. Everything else he has posted makes him look a right twunt.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Picture book I take it?
    Given that you're its intended audience what do you think?

    Nice to see you've got a brother in arms on the forum, I was afraid that you might be feeling the cold out there, all alone.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by markmm View Post
    My life as an Imbecile - SupremeSpod
    Picture book I take it?

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by markmm View Post
    My life as an Imbecile - SupremeSpod
    Thanks for buying it. Post it to me and I'll autograph it for you.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Yep, I woz surprised.

    Just goes to show dunnit?
    Titchmarsh must be fuming.

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  • markmm
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    My life as an Imbecile - SupremeSpod

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  • minestrone
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    "Get Mrs Mushrooms into the pan, bish bash bosh, now Mr Garlic goes in and Mr Garlic loves Mrs Mushrooms"

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  • TimberWolf
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    BBC News - Jamie Oliver book is fastest-selling non-fiction title
    Jamie Oliver's latest cookbook has become the fastest selling non-fiction title of all time.
    I can't even describe the emotion I am feeling at the present time.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Jamie Oliver ?
    Yep, I woz surprised.

    Just goes to show dunnit?

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  • NickFitz
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    Roger Hargreaves, innit? The Mister Men bloke?

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  • Platypus
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    Jamie Oliver ?

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