Originally posted by EternalOptimist
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postesp MF.
Its all about something called 'the element of suprise'
imagine you wanted to pull someones lip off, or poke a twiglet into someones eyeball. The best way is to be all matey, put your arm around them, focus on the lip, then 'WHAZZZ'
pull it right off.
If you go around calling people a fuqwit, it puts them on guard
oh hi MF , hows it going mate
Wise words indeed
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWot about MF?
Its all about something called 'the element of suprise'
imagine you wanted to pull someones lip off, or poke a twiglet into someones eyeball. The best way is to be all matey, put your arm around them, focus on the lip, then 'WHAZZZ'
pull it right off.
If you go around calling people a fuqwit, it puts them on guard
oh hi MF , hows it going mate
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postoh , he's real
but I would hesitate to call him a fw. Indeed, I would hesitate to call anyone a fw
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postoh , he's real
but I would hesitate to call him a fw. Indeed, I would hesitate to call anyone a fw
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostOh, there's no doubt he's a fuqwit, it's just a question of whether he's a fictional fuqwit or not.
but I would hesitate to call him a fw. Indeed, I would hesitate to call anyone a fw
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostI'm just a nasty, horrible person. Obviously.
Either that or Wilmslow could actually be a complete fuqwit...
What do you think?
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Originally posted by Bunk View Post
I'm nasty to him because I don't think he's real. You've met him and you're still being nasty.
Either that or Wilmslow could actually be a complete fuqwit...
What do you think?
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostIf they live locally they don't have to drive on the perfectly clear motorway, they may in fact be not able to get out of their snow bound housing estates.
You really are a fuqwit.
I'm nasty to him because I don't think he's real. You've met him and you're still being nasty.
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostExactly my point. Roads all clear, so NO REASON not to come in.
Which is why it is crazy that the local lazy gets are the ones not here!
You really are a fuqwit.
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Originally posted by kandr View PostAs I understand it you are a permie? So you get paid even if you don't make it into work? All your colleagues have taken the day off because of the snow? You risked your life travelling in through the snow?
Which is why it is crazy that the local lazy gets are the ones not here!
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostI live the furthest away at 60 miles.
I am the ONLY member of my team who has actually made it in.
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