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Previously on "Bored out of my brain...."

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    esp MF.

    imagine you wanted to pull someones lip off, or poke a twiglet into someones eyeball. The best way is to be all matey, put your arm around them, focus on the lip, then 'WHAZZZ'
    pull it right off.
    If you go around calling people a fuqwit, it puts them on guard
    oh hi MF , hows it going mate
    I love twiglets.

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    esp MF.

    Its all about something called 'the element of suprise'

    imagine you wanted to pull someones lip off, or poke a twiglet into someones eyeball. The best way is to be all matey, put your arm around them, focus on the lip, then 'WHAZZZ'
    pull it right off.

    If you go around calling people a fuqwit, it puts them on guard

    oh hi MF , hows it going mate



    Wise words indeed

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  • vetran
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    real answer is us permies all have naff motors.

    oh and we get paid!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Wot about MF?
    esp MF.

    Its all about something called 'the element of suprise'

    imagine you wanted to pull someones lip off, or poke a twiglet into someones eyeball. The best way is to be all matey, put your arm around them, focus on the lip, then 'WHAZZZ'
    pull it right off.

    If you go around calling people a fuqwit, it puts them on guard

    oh hi MF , hows it going mate


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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    oh , he's real
    but I would hesitate to call him a fw. Indeed, I would hesitate to call anyone a fw



    Wot about MF?

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    oh , he's real
    but I would hesitate to call him a fw. Indeed, I would hesitate to call anyone a fw

    To hesitate infers that you would still do it though.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    Oh, there's no doubt he's a fuqwit, it's just a question of whether he's a fictional fuqwit or not.
    oh , he's real
    but I would hesitate to call him a fw. Indeed, I would hesitate to call anyone a fw



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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    I'm just a nasty, horrible person. Obviously.

    Either that or Wilmslow could actually be a complete fuqwit...

    What do you think?
    Oh, there's no doubt he's a fuqwit, it's just a question of whether he's a fictional fuqwit or not.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post


    I'm nasty to him because I don't think he's real. You've met him and you're still being nasty.
    I'm just a nasty, horrible person. Obviously.

    Either that or Wilmslow could actually be a complete fuqwit...

    What do you think?

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    If they live locally they don't have to drive on the perfectly clear motorway, they may in fact be not able to get out of their snow bound housing estates.

    You really are a fuqwit.


    I'm nasty to him because I don't think he's real. You've met him and you're still being nasty.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Exactly my point. Roads all clear, so NO REASON not to come in.

    Which is why it is crazy that the local lazy gets are the ones not here!
    If they live locally they don't have to drive on the perfectly clear motorway, they may in fact be not able to get out of their snow bound housing estates.

    You really are a fuqwit.

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by Tingles View Post
    Bring it up at your anal apprisal...




    Lowering the Tone
    FTFY

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  • Tingles
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Exactly my point. Roads all clear, so NO REASON not to come in.

    Which is why it is crazy that the local lazy gets are the ones not here!

    Bring it up at your anal apprisal...




    Tone

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  • Wilmslow
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    Originally posted by kandr View Post
    As I understand it you are a permie? So you get paid even if you don't make it into work? All your colleagues have taken the day off because of the snow? You risked your life travelling in through the snow?
    Exactly my point. Roads all clear, so NO REASON not to come in.

    Which is why it is crazy that the local lazy gets are the ones not here!

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    I live the furthest away at 60 miles.

    I am the ONLY member of my team who has actually made it in.
    If you want to get on in Permieville, you must lose those last vestiges of contractor mentality that are hanging on like clinkers. Stay home, you are entitled.

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