Any interesting daily mail stories today?

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Usually don't have to ask for daily mail links around here, but today I've had to go and flipping find them for myself

http://www.dailymail.co.uk

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Couple of other contenders:

Vernon Kay's American dream turns into a nightmare as he blunders his lines on Skating With The Stars

Setback for Gail Porter as she reveals that her hair is falling out again just months after it grew back

'I've never even had Botox!' Caprice goes make-up free as she insists surgery rumours are false and credits 'good genes' for her smooth skin

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'Lollipop head' Nicola McLean vows to gain weight after losing SIX STONE in just eight months

Possibly NSFW - discretion advised

Are those boobs real?

EDIT: Actually, who cares !

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Found a couple more almost on top of each other:

'I've lost my muffin top!' Liz McClarnon shows off her new figure after shedding a stone on strict six-week fitness regime

'Lollipop head' Nicola McLean vows to gain weight after losing SIX STONE in just eight months

Possibly NSFW - discretion advised

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Usually don't have to ask for daily mail links around here, but today I've had to go and flipping find them for myself.... Do keep up at the back!

Here's one - just in time for Christmas as well!:

Tax crackdown on super strength beers: Binge drinkers targeted with new £1.50 levy