Oh, Great Leader...

[mcquiggd]

It's official: the lunatics really have taken over the assylum...

Nope, the lunatics are claiming asylum.... thats why they set fire to accomodation that offers food from their home country, satellite tv, and security when they are supposedly 'fleeing in fear of their lives'.

The more intelligent ones just get a Working Holiday Visa, set up limited companies, then post messages asking if they should be 'paying any tax' over here...

The really clever ones get tony blair to write personal recommendations to back their attempts to secure EU funds to move steel production out of the UK... Lakshmi, I take my bowler hat off to you...

[malvolio]

I thought it was Ben Gunn that wanted the cheese...

[EternalOptimist]

Thou flibber-gibbet

I never intended to arrive in this strange and wondrous time. Send me back prithee, but well away from the Normans. Any chance of a little bit of cheese ?

[The Master]

eh?

Chico will give you a full explanation if you are at all interested. You certainly won't be afterwards, that's for sure.

Best summed up by my good friend Shockeye: "I'm not interested in the beliefs of primitives, only in what they taste like."

[Antman]

eh?

[Jabberwocky]

Time travel is easy and boring - you can only go back 4000 years BC - I just nipped back and all I found was a guy called Lucifer putting strange objects into a lot of holes ...

[The Master]

Ah, trusty minion

He is, in my considered opinion, a meddling jackanapes.

Now the Rani on the other hand. Would you just check out her dimensional stabilisers.

[zeitghost]

Do you think that EternalOptimist, whose Avatar is the TimeTravelling Catweazle, has anything to teach us on this subject?

Especially since he apparently only muttered a few spells to travel 500 years...