You're supposed to clean the place, not blow off

[northernladuk]

We had a cleaner at the last place that smoked like a chimney but refused to empty the fag bin outside so it was forever on fire. How does she get away with that?????

[northernladuk]

If you want to have a word with his boss I think you might find he has a thread in Accounting at the moment.. here

[mudskipper]

Yep, couldn't have put it better myself.

On Sunday I went to a place called Bundeena with my 11 yo nephew. We found out the name is aboriginal for "noise like thunder". Said 11yo now has new name for farting. Although it sounds like the cleaner's was more of the silent but violent strain.

[Mich the Tester]

gotcha

so
Bloody Facilities Management Hygiene Operativer comes in the room, empties the waste containment recepticle, turns on the afterburner and drops a biological weapon then walks out leaving the stench of fermented whatever-he-had-for-lunch.

I'm always friendly and polite to Facilities Management Hygiene Operative's, but this one will be the exception

Yep, couldn't have put it better myself.

[EternalOptimist]

Facilities Management Hygiene Operative is his full title, the intranet informs me.

gotcha

so
Bloody Facilities Management Hygiene Operativer comes in the room, empties the waste containment recepticle, turns on the afterburner and drops a biological weapon then walks out leaving the stench of fermented whatever-he-had-for-lunch.

I'm always friendly and polite to Facilities Management Hygiene Operative's, but this one will be the exception

[Mich the Tester]

Cleaner ?
I guess thats a euphemism for Cleansing and Sanitation and waste disposal technician

Facilities Management Hygiene Operative is his full title, the intranet informs me.

[Mich the Tester]

Is 'blowing off' a euphemism for breaking wind?

Yes. Flatulence, farting, turning on the afterburner, dropping a biological weapon, etc etc

[EternalOptimist]

Cleaner ?
I guess thats a euphemism for Cleansing and Sanitation and waste disposal technician

[TimberWolf]

Is "empties the bin " a euphemism for blowing off?

Is 'blowing off' a euphemism for breaking wind?

[Troll]

Bloody cleaner comes in the room, empties the bin and walks out leaving the stench of fermented whatever-he-had-for-lunch.

I'm always friendly and polite to cleaners, but this one will be the exception.

Is "empties the bin " a euphemism for blowing off?

[Mich the Tester]

Bloody cleaner comes in the room, empties the bin and walks out leaving the stench of fermented whatever-he-had-for-lunch.

I'm always friendly and polite to cleaners, but this one will be the exception.