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Can't comment on 1. beyond the fact that my youngest brother is a copper and he's more likely to get a clip than she isOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI dunno about that, but I will always remember my mothers two constant pieces of advice:
1. Don't marry a policeman, he'll beat you. They all do. (her words, not mine)
2. Do marry an ugly man, he will always be grateful you married him.
As for number 2...
Whaddaya say MP, make a man happy?
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I listened to her advice and went with an ugly one. She was wrong though unfortunately.Originally posted by Troll View PostSo who did you end up with?
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So who did you end up with?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI dunno about that, but I will always remember my mothers two constant pieces of advice:
1. Don't marry a policeman, he'll beat you. They all do. (her words, not mine)
2. Do marry an ugly man, he will always be grateful you married him.
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I dunno about that, but I will always remember my mothers two constant pieces of advice:Originally posted by Platypus View PostThat's because most coppers are hypocrites and bullies. Combined with a low IQ and a propensity for petty lawbreaking themselves, it's a dangerous combination.
1. Don't marry a policeman, he'll beat you. They all do. (her words, not mine)
2. Do marry an ugly man, he will always be grateful you married him.
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That's because most coppers are hypocrites and bullies. Combined with a low IQ and a propensity for petty lawbreaking themselves, it's a dangerous combination.Originally posted by ilovehr View PostLast night's Coppers show confused me though....
The officers in Wakefield were constantly arresting local ruffians for swearing in the street. The officers then used exactly the same language during the arrest (efffing d**k heads, suck my c**k etc etc).
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Ah, the good old days.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostShort skirts, muscled geezers in t's, glitter on faces, stiletto shoes, puking in the street!
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What is it with Northern towns like Wakefield, Newcastle etc that nightlife has to be so 'gutter'. It's like Chav heaven. Short skirts, muscled geezers in t's, glitter on faces, stiletto shoes, puking in the street!Originally posted by ilovehr View PostI'm normally a big fan of the police - my old man was a serving copper for 35 years and went through some pretty heavy stuff before he moved into Scenes of Crime later in his career.
Last night's Coppers show confused me though....
The officers in Wakefield were constantly arresting local ruffians for swearing in the street. The officers then used exactly the same language during the arrest (efffing d**k heads, suck my c**k etc etc).
Do they then have to arrest each other for Section 5?

Only seems to happen North of the M25.
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"Coppers" last night
I'm normally a big fan of the police - my old man was a serving copper for 35 years and went through some pretty heavy stuff before he moved into Scenes of Crime later in his career.
Last night's Coppers show confused me though....
The officers in Wakefield were constantly arresting local ruffians for swearing in the street. The officers then used exactly the same language during the arrest (efffing d**k heads, suck my c**k etc etc).
Do they then have to arrest each other for Section 5?
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