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Previously on "India has more mobile phones than toilets"
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Wembley stadium has 2000 toilets. <insert joke abut tulip and the England team here>.
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The last 4 threads you started are all about immigration and India. Bit of a chip on the shoulder?
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They sound like they are sitting in a little toilet when they phone, and talk tulip too.
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India probably has more arseholes than toilets too, which is more to the point.
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Originally posted by GillsMan View PostI think it's more to do with the fact that while half the country owns a mobile phone a third of people don't have any toilet at all.Not at all, I just wanted to know what your point was.Originally posted by TiroFijo View PostPass it on to spod, he seemed to have trouble seeing that.
BTW - is that a reefer the ole dude in the photo is smoking?
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Pass it on to spod, he seemed to have trouble seeing that.Originally posted by GillsMan View PostI think it's more to do with the fact that while half the country owns a mobile phone a third of people don't have any toilet at all.
BTW - is that a reefer the ole dude in the photo is smoking?
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I think it's more to do with the fact that while half the country owns a mobile phone a third of people don't have any toilet at all.
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India has more mobile phones than toilets
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