What can you do in 12 weeks?

[DimPrawn]

WDS. No one GAS about your sofa. STFU already.

WHS++

[GreenLabel]

Seriously, 3 threads about your stupid sofa in one day, when you ALREADY had a thread on the subject.

Are you drunk or just lonely sitting on a cardboard box in your new flat, in the dark? You're making kandr look like a high-quality poster.

WDS. No one GAS about your sofa. STFU already.

[MarillionFan]

Is it usual to have to wait 12 weeks for an overpriced manky cyanide impregnated sofa these days?

Salesmen at DFS could always spot a potential 'customer' a mile off'

[TimberWolf]

Is it usual to have to wait 12 weeks for an overpriced manky cyanide impregnated sofa these days?

Or maybe I meant formaldehyde.

[TimberWolf]

Is it usual to have to wait 12 weeks for an overpriced manky cyanide impregnated sofa these days?

[d000hg]

Seriously, 3 threads about your stupid sofa in one day, when you ALREADY had a thread on the subject.

Are you drunk or just lonely sitting on a cardboard box in your new flat, in the dark? You're making kandr look like a high-quality poster.

[scooterscot]

DFS, that's a shop for chav's isn't it?

[AtW]

...which happens to be the same time DFS quotes on delivery of one of its pretty expensive sofas...

Prepare space Shuttle for launch about 30 times.