Reply to: Introduction - N.W based Contractor recommended by EternalOptimist

[shaunbhoy]

We need a winter holiday! have they forgot about us on Mumsnet yet?

They may have forgotten about YOU "Tina", but I doubt my dust has settled yet.

[RichardCranium]

Would be interested to hear from anyone who had done spells at the following places as we may have 'rubbed shoulders' over the years and not kept in touch.

You'd do better setting yourself up on LinkedIn and resurrecting contacts that way. There is also the ContractorUK group on LinkedIn with its 184 members.

[MaryPoppins]

booo. one day MP, i will get to buy you a beerio

I promise faithfully, when you have a northern meet up in the new year, I'll be there.

[EternalOptimist]

You talking to me or Pogle? If moi, I shall sadly not be attending.

booo. one day MP, i will get to buy you a beerio

[MaryPoppins]

Christine ?? is that you ?

for Gods sake dont tell them about that night in Northwich, it took me three hours to pull the hotel bedsheet out of me bum-hole, you saucy minx.

are you coming along on Friday ?

You talking to me or Pogle? If moi, I shall sadly not be attending.

[MaryPoppins]

I dont think they do , do they?

Pogle - some of the things I read on that thread have left me scarred for life.

[EternalOptimist]

Christine ?? is that you ?

for Gods sake dont tell them about that night in Northwich, it took me three hours to pull the hotel bedsheet out of me bum-hole, you saucy minx.

are you coming along on Friday ?

[Pogle]

I think so. I still read the 'Am I Being Unreasonable' threads; keep a toe in like. At least I did, until my firewall here blocked it.

There was a thread about how men wipe their bums which was ideal.

I dont think they do , do they?

[Pogle]

Incept date?

Let me tell you about my mother....

[BoredBloke]

I think so. I still read the 'Am I Being Unreasonable' threads; keep a toe in like. At least I did, until my firewall here blocked it.

There was a thread about how men wipe their bums which was ideal.

with the face cloth and I knock the tagnuts off with her electric toothbrush - efficient and suprisingly enjoyable. her breath stinks like tulip though!

[Lockhouse]

Is that "friends" in quotes?

[MaryPoppins]

does he like films about gladiators and the correct use of curtains?

We need a winter holiday! have they forgot about us on Mumsnet yet?

I think so. I still read the 'Am I Being Unreasonable' threads; keep a toe in like. At least I did, until my firewall here blocked it.

There was a thread about how men wipe their bums which was ideal.

[norrahe]

Walkers? or Kettlers?

Tyrells

[vetran]

Yeah, what gets 5 years? Armed Robbery?

No he didn't pay his council tax and over claimed JSA.

You only get 2 years for armed robbery see sentencing guidelines

Robbery: Sentencing Manual: Legal Guidance: The Crown Prosecution Service

4 for benefit fraud - see cases
Sentencing Manual Obtaining Services by Deception: Legal Guidance: The Crown Prosecution Service

[BoredBloke]

Leave it out, guv, that's 7 at least.

Mere possession gets you 5.

but if you own up to it surely that fixes you the 50% reduction. Could have been sent down for 10 and copped a plea - so to speak!