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Originally posted by Clippy View PostJesus, are you bidding for the "CUK Dad of the Year Award" or summat?
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostFithy, they don't think you're a perv they think your a Saturday dad!
I took one of mine recently. Only bloke there!
reality is a little different, fully of saggy boobs and cellulite
puts you right off
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my two little ones went to a party yesterday
they were picked up and dropped off!
it was magic 4 hours of peace which i used to sleep of my hangover
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI'd resent that, we take ours swimming which involves mum doing the baby bit whilst dad does 40 laps in the big pool.
I took one of mine recently. Only bloke there!
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post???
Don't know what you're problem is. If it's a kiddies party it's the wifes duty to take them and leave her man to watch the sports.
That's what happens in my house.
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Originally posted by filthy1980 View Postits not just the parties,
the "significant other" enorlled our 1 year old into swimming classes on @ 9:30 on a saturday morning, which would be ok if the plan is for each of us to take her alternate weeks, but noooooo, for the last 6 weeks someone can't be bothered to shave thier legs on a friday night so muggins has to jump up and down in 2ft of water miming along to kids songs i don't know the words too, and put up with stares from the other mom's in attendance, you can tell they are just thinking "pervert"
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its not just the parties,
the "significant other" enorlled our 1 year old into swimming classes on @ 9:30 on a saturday morning, which would be ok if the plan is for each of us to take her alternate weeks, but noooooo, for the last 6 weeks someone can't be bothered to shave thier legs on a friday night so muggins has to jump up and down in 2ft of water miming along to kids songs i don't know the words too, and put up with stares from the other mom's in attendance, you can tell they are just thinking "pervert"
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Originally posted by aussielong View PostE numbers? Or do you actually give MDMA to your kids?
What's the problem with that? It's no different than putting a drop of Scotch in the baby's bottle, or dosing them up with Calpol.
(Obviously, if they're little kids they only get a half tab each, duh.)
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Originally posted by vetran View PostWhy not?
Bond with the other dads, fill the kids with E's and then go back to my house, leave the little ones with the mums and the dads go to the pub. Everyones a winner!
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Why not?
Bond with the other dads, fill the kids with E's and then go back to my house, leave the little ones with the mums and the dads go to the pub. Everyones a winner!
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI've done kids stuff this morning (made an advent calender with my daughter), I've also been sat here all afternoon watching F1 on TV and Liverpool v Chelsea on the laptop, farting grunting and drinking ale so stick that in yer pipe and smoke it.
No.1
HTH
Not been to a kids party though
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Originally posted by suityou01 View Postone of those annoying "super dads" that irritates the other dads.
Everyone knows if you're going to keep your woman you need to be one of those "fart and grunt in front of match of the day" types.
Read F1, rugby, cricket or whatever interest you have
HTH
No.1
HTH
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI don't mind them at all, but then I am a very good dad.
Everyone knows if you're going to keep your woman you need to be one of those "fart and grunt in front of match of the day" types.
Read F1, rugby, cricket or whatever interest you have
HTH
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