Reply to: Kiddies parties

[RichardCranium]

see my first thoughts were "loada milf in swimming cosies - no worries )"

reality is a little different, fully of saggy boobs and cellulite

puts you right off

Once you've got moobs as saggy as their boobs, and you can't see your budgie-smugglers for your beer belly, and nobody notices your cellulite because of your broken veins, then you'll be glad of the chance to oggle some milf.

[Old Greg]

Jesus, are you bidding for the "CUK Dad of the Year Award" or summat?

It doesn't sound like it'll be much of a contest, although I think I'll give him a run for his money. What's the point of having kids if you don't want to spend your time with them?

[filthy1980]

Fithy, they don't think you're a perv they think your a Saturday dad!

I took one of mine recently. Only bloke there!

see my first thoughts were "loada milf in swimming cosies - no worries )"

reality is a little different, fully of saggy boobs and cellulite

puts you right off

[original PM]

my two little ones went to a party yesterday

they were picked up and dropped off!

it was magic 4 hours of peace which i used to sleep of my hangover

[MarillionFan]

I'd resent that, we take ours swimming which involves mum doing the baby bit whilst dad does 40 laps in the big pool.

Fithy, they don't think you're a perv they think your a Saturday dad!

I took one of mine recently. Only bloke there!

[Gibbon]

???

Don't know what you're problem is. If it's a kiddies party it's the wifes duty to take them and leave her man to watch the sports.

That's what happens in my house.

That's a risky approach, when I was a weekend Dad kids parties were a fertile hunting ground for lonely single mums and attached ones who were sick of the other halves always watching sport etc. Many a shopping trip was spent in a travellodge for the afternoon!

[Clippy]

I'd resent that, we take ours swimming which involves mum doing the baby bit whilst dad does 40 laps in the big pool.

Jesus, are you bidding for the "CUK Dad of the Year Award" or summat?

[gingerjedi]

its not just the parties,

the "significant other" enorlled our 1 year old into swimming classes on @ 9:30 on a saturday morning, which would be ok if the plan is for each of us to take her alternate weeks, but noooooo, for the last 6 weeks someone can't be bothered to shave thier legs on a friday night so muggins has to jump up and down in 2ft of water miming along to kids songs i don't know the words too, and put up with stares from the other mom's in attendance, you can tell they are just thinking "pervert"

I'd resent that, we take ours swimming which involves mum doing the baby bit whilst dad does 40 laps in the big pool.

[filthy1980]

its not just the parties,

the "significant other" enorlled our 1 year old into swimming classes on @ 9:30 on a saturday morning, which would be ok if the plan is for each of us to take her alternate weeks, but noooooo, for the last 6 weeks someone can't be bothered to shave thier legs on a friday night so muggins has to jump up and down in 2ft of water miming along to kids songs i don't know the words too, and put up with stares from the other mom's in attendance, you can tell they are just thinking "pervert"

[RichardCranium]

E numbers? Or do you actually give MDMA to your kids?

Get with the programme. Give the little sods some ecstasy and then they sleep at night.

What's the problem with that? It's no different than putting a drop of Scotch in the baby's bottle, or dosing them up with Calpol.

(Obviously, if they're little kids they only get a half tab each, duh.)

[aussielong]

Why not?

Bond with the other dads, fill the kids with E's and then go back to my house, leave the little ones with the mums and the dads go to the pub. Everyones a winner!

E numbers? Or do you actually give MDMA to your kids?

[vetran]

Why not?

Bond with the other dads, fill the kids with E's and then go back to my house, leave the little ones with the mums and the dads go to the pub. Everyones a winner!

[suityou01]

I've done kids stuff this morning (made an advent calender with my daughter), I've also been sat here all afternoon watching F1 on TV and Liverpool v Chelsea on the laptop, farting grunting and drinking ale so stick that in yer pipe and smoke it.

No.1

HTH

Very good

Not been to a kids party though

[gingerjedi]

one of those annoying "super dads" that irritates the other dads.

Everyone knows if you're going to keep your woman you need to be one of those "fart and grunt in front of match of the day" types.

Read F1, rugby, cricket or whatever interest you have

HTH

I've done kids stuff this morning (made an advent calender with my daughter), I've also been sat here all afternoon watching F1 on TV and Liverpool v Chelsea on the laptop, farting grunting and drinking ale so stick that in yer pipe and smoke it.

No.1

HTH

[suityou01]

I don't mind them at all, but then I am a very good dad.

one of those annoying "super dads" that irritates the other dads.

Everyone knows if you're going to keep your woman you need to be one of those "fart and grunt in front of match of the day" types.

Read F1, rugby, cricket or whatever interest you have

HTH