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Previously on "What the hell is all the noise?"

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  • suityou01
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    I think I'm starting to understand the "signal to noise ratio" comments now.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    But it is hard to work out what the motivation behind such a decision is, other than to wind people up.
    Shhhhhh.

    Johnny Foreigner will hear you. They're everywhere.

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Round here, the City Council postponed the Guy Fawkes' Night fireworks display from November 5th to November 6th, as November 5th was given over to the big Diwali fireworks display in the Hindu area of the city.

    I mention this not because I give a damn, but because some people here will get so wound up about it that their springs will snap
    But it is hard to work out what the motivation behind such a decision is, other than to wind people up.

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  • NickFitz
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    Round here, the City Council postponed the Guy Fawkes' Night fireworks display from November 5th to November 6th, as November 5th was given over to the big Diwali fireworks display in the Hindu area of the city.

    I mention this not because I give a damn, but because some people here will get so wound up about it that their springs will snap

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    It sounds like shooting. I fear that they there may be a madman on the loose!

    It's being going on for hours. Sporadic bangs followed by rapid succession.

    I've been looking on the news but cannot see anything. Can someone check the news and see if there is madman having a gunfight with the police in Hampshire?

    Think I'll keep the doors locked.
    Just turn the volume down using the raoul moat control














    igmc

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  • TimberWolf
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  • ctdctd
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    ^^^^^^^^

    Sweet

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  • ctdctd
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Boom!
    Why, have you got a new contract?

    Oh, sorry, thought you said "Boomed"

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  • Zippy
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    Boom!

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  • AtW
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    Ah looks like it's the time afterall, I am off to pub and will leave fifty quid as a tip, cya!

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  • ctdctd
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    You were right.

    It appears it is the end of the world. The shooting is continuing followed by bright lights across the skies. Greens, blues, reds! It's an

    ALIEN INVASION PEOPLE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

    GET OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!
    Don't worry,it's only Zeity out for a stroll. He leaves Wales at the weekend you know - must be Hampshire's turn for a visit.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    nip out and have a look around. sometimes, at this time of year, you can find a large heap of wood with a scarecrow on top. Ignore the scarecrow and the smell of burning wood, and report back tomorrow morning



    You were right.

    It appears it is the end of the world. The shooting is continuing followed by bright lights across the skies. Greens, blues, reds! It's an

    ALIEN INVASION PEOPLE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

    GET OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!

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