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Previously on "Java thread no old birds"

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  • d000hg
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    Soft in the head, that's for sure.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I liked him. I found he had 'soft skills'

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Ode to a Sockie
    The day began with awe and wonder
    Religious festival and fire.
    As we all looked to Friday eve
    Expecting sky stars to inspire.

    We expected fireworks, sparklers too.
    Treacle toffee and baked potato
    And lo! today we had some company
    In the form of a youngster: new mango.

    He said he was a newbie
    But it was all a fib.
    It was all over so sudden
    Just another damp squib



    Sorry it doesn't scan. I couldn't be arsed to put any more effort into it than he did.
    I liked him. I found he had 'soft skills'

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    Gone so fast. Only joined today:
    Join Date: 5th November 2010
    Total Posts: 45
    Posts Per Day: 45
    Ode to a Sockie
    The day began with awe and wonder
    Religious festival and fire.
    As we all looked to Friday eve
    Expecting sky stars to inspire.

    We expected fireworks, sparklers too.
    Treacle toffee and baked potato
    And lo! today we had some company
    In the form of a youngster: new mango.

    He said he was a newbie
    But it was all a fib.
    It was all over so sudden
    Just another damp squib



    Sorry it doesn't scan. I couldn't be arsed to put any more effort into it than he did.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Yeah but he had made a Tetris clone. How are you going to compete with that?
    Write a Tetris playing robot?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I'll do it for £400 pd and I bet I know more about Java.
    Yeah but he had made a Tetris clone. How are you going to compete with that?

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Darn, I could do with a cheap Java contractor.
    I'll do it for £400 pd and I bet I know more about Java.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Oh he's gone. Was it something we said?
    Gone so fast. Only joined today:

    Join Date: 5th November 2010
    Total Posts: 45
    Posts Per Day: 45

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Oh he's gone. Was it something we said?
    He didn't like the women. Funny chap.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Oh he's gone. Was it something we said?
    Darn, I could do with a cheap Java contractor.

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  • Zippy
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    Oh he's gone. Was it something we said?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Another Dutch rock chick;

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Dutch rock chick;

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Well, her name begins with a 'J' doesn't it?

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  • mango
    started a topic Java thread no old birds

    Java thread no old birds

    Just a thread abou tJava and stuff.

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