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I liked him. I found he had 'soft skills'Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOde to a Sockie
The day began with awe and wonder
Religious festival and fire.
As we all looked to Friday eve
Expecting sky stars to inspire.
We expected fireworks, sparklers too.
Treacle toffee and baked potato
And lo! today we had some company
In the form of a youngster: new mango.
He said he was a newbie
But it was all a fib.
It was all over so sudden
Just another damp squib
Sorry it doesn't scan. I couldn't be arsed to put any more effort into it than he did.
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Ode to a SockieOriginally posted by Sysman View PostGone so fast. Only joined today:Join Date: 5th November 2010
Total Posts: 45
Posts Per Day: 45
The day began with awe and wonder
Religious festival and fire.
As we all looked to Friday eve
Expecting sky stars to inspire.
We expected fireworks, sparklers too.
Treacle toffee and baked potato
And lo! today we had some company
In the form of a youngster: new mango.
He said he was a newbie
But it was all a fib.
It was all over so sudden
Just another damp squib
Sorry it doesn't scan. I couldn't be arsed to put any more effort into it than he did.
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He didn't like the women. Funny chap.Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh he's gone. Was it something we said?
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