Reply to: Have you ever been in a proper fight?

[Old Greg]

1969 -defended mates younger brother - broke my scafoid
1975 - walloped some guy in the pub for swinging the pool cue - no real damage
1976 - drunk kicked out at me as I was walking home - decked him, but I regret it badly
1979 - Two yobs in the pub, half a pint thrown at me -biggest head butting fight ever - they were barred for throwing bottles at me as they ran, which broke the big mirror in the Eden Vale, Bootle
1983 - Barney with some neo nazis in Belgium - they suffered serious sausage burns
1984 - Barney over a bird turned serious - I bit his ear 'ole off
2001 - gyppo in Dartford pulls a knife on me in some birds flat, gobbed him but beat a hasty - knife wounds on my hands
2007 - neighbour has the missus in tears, threatens to take severe action and kill her cat - kicked his back gate in, then his swede
2008 - small party in Manchester, some manc takes a dislike to me - bonged his 'ead with a whisky bottle

Kudos to the Arch-Bender.

[EternalOptimist]

1969 -defended mates younger brother - broke my scafoid
1975 - walloped some guy in the pub for swinging the pool cue - no real damage
1976 - drunk kicked out at me as I was walking home - decked him, but I regret it badly
1979 - Two yobs in the pub, half a pint thrown at me -biggest head butting fight ever - they were barred for throwing bottles at me as they ran, which broke the big mirror in the Eden Vale, Bootle
1983 - Barney with some neo nazis in Belgium - they suffered serious sausage burns
1984 - Barney over a bird turned serious - I bit his ear 'ole off
2001 - gyppo in Dartford pulls a knife on me in some birds flat, gobbed him but beat a hasty - knife wounds on my hands
2007 - neighbour has the missus in tears, threatens to take severe action and kill her cat - kicked his back gate in, then his swede
2008 - small party in Manchester, some manc takes a dislike to me - bonged his 'ead with a whisky bottle

[Zippy]

Does this count for adult children too? I think not.

The buggers keep coming back eh? Have you tried moving house?

I've only been in one proper fight where someone attacked me outside a club. It was a one-sided affair as he was a lot bigger than me. Other than that I've stepped in to break up fights - successfully.

[Mich the Tester]

Like, er, not daring to ask someone for petrol?

[Sysman]

Some of us don't go though life, only acting when we are 100% sure of the outcome, its called having balls. I suggest you grow a pair.

Like, er, not daring to ask someone for petrol?

[NotAllThere]

Oh yes it is

[RichardCranium]

Trolling is posting stuff that's likely to produce a heated response from other posters.

Oh no it isn't!*










* (C)opyright Monty Python

[NotAllThere]

Thats not trolling you drooling idiotic moron. Do you want me to draw you a diagram so your limited intellectual capacity gets it!

Thats trolling.

That's not trolling. That's just abuse, albeit fairly witty and erudite (considering).

Trolling is posting stuff that's likely to produce a heated response from other posters.

[Scrag Meister]

If you lend a 'friend' money and never see it or them again, it's money well spent IMHO

Does this count for adult children too? I think not.

[RichardCranium]

Thats not trolling you drooling idiotic moron. Do you want me to draw you a diagram so your limited intellectual capacity gets it!

Thats trolling.

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[MarillionFan]

What this thread is failing to take into account is that kandr is trying to get to the lowest possible reputation rating. I suppose there's an outside chance that he's just a pillock, but there seems to be an aura of deliberate trolling.

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Thats not trolling you drooling idiotic moron. Do you want me to draw you a diagram so your limited intellectual capacity gets it!

Thats trolling.

[kandr]

What this thread is failing to take into account is that kandr is trying to get to the lowest possible reputation rating. I suppose there's an outside chance that he's just a pillock, but there seems to be an aura of deliberate trolling.

I'm with Falstaff on this one. "Discretion is the better part of valour, for which better part I am still alive".

If you are attacked, the first priority is to get away from danger as soon as possible. If that means legging it immediately, then so be it. If the only way I get myself out of danger is to flatten my opponent, then I'll do my best to do that, and then run away.

If the attacker thinks that I'm a coward, then that's his problem - I don't get my sense of self worth from lowlifes who pick fights. I've been in potentially violent situations. I've always managed to talk my way out of it, and then made myself scarce as quickly as possible.

I am glad I have low rep, its a compliment considering the people that post here, excluding a few.

So I have a different opinion, how is that trolling?

[NotAllThere]

Because a fight is an inherently unpredictable situation with a significant element of risk. How do you know that three of his mates aren't about to walk around the corner? Can you be certain he's not carrying a weapon? ...

What this thread is failing to take into account is that kandr is trying to get to the lowest possible reputation rating. I suppose there's an outside chance that he's just a pillock, but there seems to be an aura of deliberate trolling.

I'm with Falstaff on this one. "Discretion is the better part of valour, for which better part I am still alive".

If you are attacked, the first priority is to get away from danger as soon as possible. If that means legging it immediately, then so be it. If the only way I get myself out of danger is to flatten my opponent, then I'll do my best to do that, and then run away.

If the attacker thinks that I'm a coward, then that's his problem - I don't get my sense of self worth from lowlifes who pick fights. I've been in potentially violent situations. I've always managed to talk my way out of it, and then made myself scarce as quickly as possible.

[Mich the Tester]

No, why was he very witty and intelligent?

Yes, relatively.

[kandr]

Dave! Dave Contractor is that you???

No, why was he very witty and intelligent?