Reply to: This would never have happened under New Labour

[TimberWolf]

And it hasn't even started yet. This is going to be fun. Not.

[kandr]

"The 18-year-old former health sciences student has applied for 80 posts since she left college in June - including 50 in one day."

How can one thoughtfully apply for 50 jobs in one day without studying if its a good fit?

Must be a typo surely, should be 5? For me I look at 2 things, rate and location, a close third is how locked down their web access is and can I work less hours without anyone noticing.

[d000hg]

How many outlets do McDonalds have?

[AtW]

"The 18-year-old former health sciences student has applied for 80 posts since she left college in June - including 50 in one day."

How can one thoughtfully apply for 50 jobs in one day without studying if its a good fit?

[Doggy Styles]

She might end up being offered a job as one of those people who walk around with placards.

It's not the end of the world to be offered a job like that.

[TimberWolf]

She might end up being offered a job as one of those people who walk around with placards.

[TimberWolf]

Nothing that a hefty dose of immigration won't solve. The Tories are working on it.

[d000hg]

That'd be a great idea... get a premium number and get pictured in the news holding a sign with your number. Plan B?

[Mich the Tester]

I wonder if she's had to change her phone after that number appeared in the paper? Unless she likes talking to perverts, I imagine she has.

Maybe she could charge them for it?

[d000hg]

Give her a ring and let her know.

I wonder if she's had to change her phone after that number appeared in the paper? Unless she likes talking to perverts, I imagine she has.

[Jog On]

There was a guy who'd stand at the top of the escalator at Canary Wharf with a sign saying "Job wanted". haven't seen him for a while - maybe someone hired him

[DimPrawn]

Maybe she'd have more luck if she had a less crap sign.

Give her a ring and let her know.

[d000hg]

Maybe she'd have more luck if she had a less crap sign.

[Mich the Tester]

They must use the same comedy name generator as the Beeb...

Dr Willy Notcutt (pain specialist) was on the news a few nights ago

...and of course, there was Professor Nutt, who claimed a glass of Burgundy was more harmful than crack cocaine.

And how could one forget, Roger Boyes of The Times, reporting on naughty goings on at the Vienna Boys Choir.

[MrRobin]

They must use the same comedy name generator as the Beeb...

Dr Willy Notcutt (pain specialist) was on the news a few nights ago