Originally posted by Mich the Tester
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Previously on "Swiss bank accounts"
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I read the same story in last night's Swiss rag. German and Swiss officials are to have talks next week apparently.
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I read in a Dutch paper this morning that Swiss people are moving their savings to Germany because the Swiss Hector, Hectörli (he's obviously from Zürich), doesn't check accounts in Germany.Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostCounting down the days
I was brought in to do a job, but the project didn't turn out as expected. So currently not doing much other than surfin.
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I haven't had one of those for years. And perhaps have only had 1 or two in total. I think my ISP filters them out.Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh great! I had a email the other day from a wonderful sounding Nigerian lady - sadly widowed - who would like to transfer $30 million to me to use for 'charitable works'. Send me your account details and passport, and I will sort it out
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Oh great! I had a email the other day from a wonderful sounding Nigerian lady - sadly widowed - who would like to transfer $30 million to me to use for 'charitable works'. Send me your account details and passport, and I will sort it outOriginally posted by d000hg View PostI've $14.5million in swiss account. But my sick daughter means I spend all my funds and can't collect monies. Kind sir, if you will send me $1000 dollar for plane ticket and official documentations I will replay you thousandfold with 1 million dollars after I travel to bank.
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Counting down the daysOriginally posted by Jog On View PostWhat are you doing over there?
I was brought in to do a job, but the project didn't turn out as expected. So currently not doing much other than surfin.Last edited by alreadypacked; 27 October 2010, 19:59.
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I've $14.5million in swiss account. But my sick daughter means I spend all my funds and can't collect monies. Kind sir, if you will send me $1000 dollar for plane ticket and official documentations I will replay you thousandfold with 1 million dollars after I travel to bank.
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Oh well.Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostStalemate then, I will not be signing any prenup until I know how much is in your account.
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Stalemate then, I will not be signing any prenup until I know how much is in your account.Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostNot until the prenup is signed sweetcheeks!
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Not until the prenup is signed sweetcheeks!Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostGive me the account number I will check for you
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Give me the account number I will check for youOriginally posted by SupremeSpod View PostI used to have a numbered account at the UBS in Lugano - but that was when I had money.
I wonder if there's anything left in there...
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I am working in Zurich, so I have no choice, and I have not been in Hectors sights for a long time now.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post...and the girls that tell everyone on the internet while Hector's watching.
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...and the girls that tell everyone on the internet while Hector's watching.Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostI have some Swiss accounts, but I am not worried. It's the guys with 60Bn need to worry.
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